Welcome to the Stage The Creator of the Game Awards: Jeff Key Hello everybody Welcome To Summer Game Fast Jeff Jeff it's me Coima hello Jeff hello I me Fable wow Fable Mortal Kombat One did someone get confused? You guys are on like Mortal Kombat 59 He created a brand new universe. Oh he created a brand new universe of course. And this universe. This is why we're calling it Mortal Kombat 1 is because I Get it.

this is the brand new universe Subzero and Scorpion are brand new universe. Brand new universe. You'll see a brand new universe in the middle of a combo. They'll have brand new universe.

We really love the brand new universe. This is why we're calling it Mortal Kombat 1 I Get it. Well, speaking of brand new universe, after you do that, there's a second brand new universe Now you're losing me which or a whole new, uh, completely different brand new universe. So we're just kind of rebooting and that's what the one is for Oh I Thought it was cuz there's already two games called Mortal Kombat I Don't know how these things happen but dead by daylight I mean I'm be honest with you CH they they had me on this.

they had, they had me until I Saw the animations in the game and and the actual voice lines they had me. Well Jeff money. Now it's time to change the topic and descend into Pinocchio Is this uh, can you tell? Is this is an Osborne Venom Can you tell us what's the origin of Eddie Brock Venom or who is Venom Dude who is Venom you are making the Spider-Man game. Venom is one of the biggest enemies in the Spider-Man Kingdom right after Big Wheel.

how do you not know this is bigel cor your Co Survival crafting game. Cozy farming and crafting game where you breed and collect what kind of coziness will you choose? cozy Farm Sim Genre We all like a cozy game. Wow! Farm Sim The only farming I'm doing is plucking the Pikmin out of the floor. All right now we're going to look at an exciting new mobile game.

Angry Birds what do you mean say the main villain of the game you Dum asses was just on the screen 3 seconds ago. What the is wrong with these people? Now speaking of Final Fantasy no no no no no. Today during summer game Fest door Dash has your back get you can get a free burrito classic Taco Bell CH I want to get I'll play Whenever comes out four four anime grunts per door. Wow come out mured my D wow now I get it it's called Final Fantasy remake because a alien remade SEO that's the twist it come up tomorrow I'm Jim Ryan no you're Tom Clancy We're now into the third year of the life cycle of PS5 and we still only have one game.

True, that looks pretty cool. that's Splatoon Turn that off Metal Gear triangle. We still don't know who Solid Snake is? You have no idea? Is that Venom we made this show for you I'm pretty sure you made this show so that the guy who makes this show can have that car actually as the na you are sag no I'm Dunkey you're a pigeon. No I'm not.

Yeah, you heard that right. Sounds pretty cool. How come this looks fun? This isn't right. This is made by UB team behind.

Sonic Mania Sonic Mania Oh I Play that game. Then 5 years ago recru to half want to immerse yourself in the most exciting world of car culture. No yeah di chat I don't want to die Mario Now let's find out. Video doesn't feel like a amulu feel a little bit different.

Wow! Star Wars It's what you've come to expect. Hasda title but on a much bigger scale. Assassin's Creed Mirage Takes the franchise back to its foots by bringing back the feather as a weapon. Cyberpunk 2077 ke Reeves man, what are you doing up there Man, come come on man.

do you really think we're that dumb? Do you really think gamers are that stupid to buy? DLC for cyberpunk? Come on man, How stupid do you think we are? You'll get to visit dog Town Well I Got to get this game. Why aren't you saying anything? Nintendo What the is going on? I mean stop showing Pokeemon, keeping the streak and keeping show the goddamn Mario Already Mario new 2D Mario Fun game. Is that a skateboarding wiggler Hippo ball huh huh ban Wonder World Bowling Mario bowling fish I mean at least they trying to end you can be an elepant Wow Mario became an elephant at the End chat chat guys it I Love dkey that that different in usual style it feels it feel like the joke weren't like as as high efforts and like as developed and more like quick commenting. The energy was weird.

it was weird. it was. it was weird was it not am I crazy am I crazy chat I'm asking you ladies and gentlemen I have played the Smigo game and I am still alive to talk about how I want to give like a dog mon for the cont hly into a sewer where I sleep on a of rats. Sometimes there are bad games like redfall and Sonic forces and then there are sad bad games like Forest spoken and Pokemon Scarlet The Gollum game is a sad bad game.

It's a game that makes you increasingly sad the more you play it. Stop in this game you play as the We character from Still Low Lord of the Rings Universe Smeele what is that thing? not a dwarf? It looks incredibly high volume for me them a withering, shambling corpse of a creature just barely clinging to life. The whole intro of the game is smeagle trying to catch a little Beatle but he cannot catch it because the character that you are playing as is weaker and more stupid than a beetle because Vol and competent at catching a beetle like a dumbass Smeel actually gets captured by Orcs and turned into a slave. So the premise of this game is you play as a starving little Gremlin that can't even catch a beetle doing slave labor for Orcs in hell where everyone is coughing and dying and nobody likes you because you're a little slimy rat bastard and everyone hits you and calls you names the whole game.

Why don't you find some place to go this this look that when I looked at it to be honest it just looked bad I would even How is this me just at the idea level. This has to be the least fun idea for a game. New objective: Go back to your cave. New objective: find something to eat, New objective: Take your slave tag.

New objective: Go to sleep. New objective: Follow the frail man. New objective: Wait in the line of slaves. What? Every everybody looks like they're frozen.

New objective: Step forward. New objective: Return to your cell in the barracks and end the day at the window. Compare Gollum game to: Balan Wonderworld Land In Moving upbeat. The levels incorporate multiple colors.

Even there are powerups. they're not good, but they do slightly power you up sometimes. And of course the dancing sequences. It doesn't make you happy playing Balan Wonderland but that is the mood they were going for.

The Smeagle game is depressing. Hey CH at every turn you are surrounded by suff pain and there is any clip I've seen as people play this game. as soon as I tuned in it was them falling off and dying and hope of redemption. or I' never actually seen the game.

The Game Game: Do your slave chores, go into the sweltering mins and collect tags from the dead slaves that died of exhaustion and then waddle back to your cell and then it fades to Black and says the next day it bugs as well I'll fix it. The graphics are the graphics. This is what Smeagle is like I've seen him before in real life. he doesn't look like this.

this Graphics Orc's dick. remember Shadow of Mordor in that game the Orcs are like where's the M combo that was funny. This game is not funny. This game is sad There It Is fixed it I Want to go back to when back to when it was funny like when they said here is the greatest We play this game by the way from the shut door Okay here we go.

that was it. The game play of Smeagle is climbing shitty stealth sections and a bunch of trailing missions. I thought I did a little bit. those there was one stealth part where I got caught by the Orcs which is an immediate game over, but then it kept spawning me into the same spot.

So I just kept getting caught in an infinite Loop Who's that? I play all the time. No I'm smeagle. all right. let's go.

just spawn me back in there. Come on now. what if I say like what if I go I'm stuck here I'm going to hide behind that little thing dude dude dude I play Same three games bro bro, you guys call sort of variety Andy plays You'll Play like wow for like 900 days straight A Chooser Poison bro break free from the Orc Loop and decided that I wanted to jump on this guy's head and strangle him. father's kill him.

There was one part where I stole a potion from the famous Lord of the Rings character candleman and and then many years passed until sold the potion to a random for a slice of bread. I'll give you extra bread for that all I Get the ju of this. Be honest. this this game looks terrible.

All we're not probably not going to play it to be honest yo. this is X x on the beo Okay, you hear my voice as well. There anyone knows that boy I don't know. he's just so soy.

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