Are you going it's that time of year again when one of my video ideas isn't working out and is taking way longer than i expected easy? Okay, let me get the card guys. Can i answer the question? The video showing us what's been happening. What was the lighting? Why am i so white what what guys guys from today's stream to the day, the stream a couple days ago? What happened? Okay, guys, i think my my logic is my chem - is broken. Oh hold up hold up, oh what the that's so cooked.

Why is that even a thing dude? I can't wear black shirts on stream because it makes everything so bright and now look. I wear a sawmill shirt for once. Oh guys, i'm going to be spicing. It guys i'm going to be i'm going to be cool for chat, i'm going to wear a solvent shirt.

I'm a ghost! I'm a ghost and i look. I can only wear white shirts man big mounting yay, it's not looking good brave. Oh can you move. Can i put it there, please, oh my god.

No we can't do it manually still want to make money guys lodge the cameras are go. Okay, guys. This is lots of myself in the video. I don't want to watch this.

Okay, guys logitech is garbage software. It's garbage. Some settings are bricked. Okay, watch this okay watch this.

This is why i don't wear black shirts on stream. Damn my camera dude! It's so bad this month and meet a sponsor deadlock. So today i'm listening. You can't fix it.

Auto balancing you! You can't do it you're right, you can't do it. I've tried it how smart you are, but so you're saying if it's a cold environment it'll come out like a slushie. Yes, okay, okay, now most of your suggestions can be categorized into two parts. Obviously the things that i'm not capable of doing or assassination requests, the last of which i'm definitely not doing for free and then today i look like a ghost which left me with a handful of bad ideas.

The first suggestion comes from an anonymous emailer who just sent me this screenshot of a treadmill belt sander, and i love it. Not only is this idea dangerous with the potential of finally grinding away, my foot fungus, but i reckon it could actually just be a great cheap way of building a strong belt sander. So the first thing i did was grab a 50 treadmill from facebook marketplace and stuff it into my car breaking a light, and now all i need to do is somehow turn this belt into sandpaper and at first i thought i could try just gluing sand onto It but after making a test piece with some pvc glue and sand on paper, i really don't like my chances of covering a whole belt. Oh, it hurts it's like i'm sanding myself.

So instead i took down the measurements of the treadmill belt and then sent them off to a man that loves sand and asked him to make the most abrasive belch that he could and one week later i got this in the mail. If only you had a billion dollars to buy a new camera, duelist, okay, definitely worth watching actual juice, xqcl making sure to leave all the spiders exactly where they were and then fitted the new belt onto it. Guys, look better! No, no, and now i think it's done it looks actually quite nice. So let's see how it works.

Please move nice, so i adjusted the belt to stop it scraping and try it again. That is terrifying, see what it does buy. Ten cameras and choose the best. One and throw the other nine away you rich with a sorry about.

I couldn't hold the piece of wood still, so i made some support to help me do that and with that it worked really well and sanded away an inch of wood in a matter of seconds, and it's so awesome that this thing actually makes a fantastic belt. Sander, while also retaining the original charm and purpose of the treadmill helping, you grind away your body weight wow, so i decided i need to run on it. It doesn't feel that bad and i'm not actually that worried as i figure as long as i keep up with the speed of the belt, it shouldn't actually grind away my feet if anything, i'll get more grip and potentially set a new world record. As long as you do this, and not that you're chilling right - oh my god, hey delta suggestion number two is already my favorite on paper and comes from queef chief in my discord server.

Who wants me to make an emergency hot dog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick and i'm honestly not sure why this doesn't exist already. It sounds like the perfect food for wealthy castaways or for people that are just sick of eating. Glow sticks, don't worry. Queef chief i've got your back and to do this, i think i'm going to need some hot water.

Did we trade that where would you eat some of the which is definitely not sodium hydroxide? It should hopefully get hot enough to warm up. The hot dog, so i looked up the perfect temperature of a hot dog which is absolutely a tricky question to answer, and i found scientific papers and no one seems to agree and it changes depending on where you are in the world like new york, australia or China, but i settled for a target somewhere in the middle, around 70 degrees, and this water with the chemical reaches a crazy 139. started. It takes like an hour to start.

You have to wait, and now i wanted to check how that temperature feels on my hot dog. What perfect! Next i need a water bag that i can pop easily to mix with the solution. So i cut open the instant cold packs and stole the little water bag, and now i just realized that if i mix these chemicals together in a confined space like i was planning, they might just explode the next boat that is so hot well and i didn't Die, which is good so now i need a bag to put the hot dog and chemicals in. Let me take a look at it um and i think you um would this information have been related to you at that first meeting with ms hart this information.

If, if it was information i received from dr kipper i would have had, is there be live now? Fantastic, it's not it's not full, but you can only order them in units of ten thousand or more and i'm not ready to become a full-time, hot dog business. Yet, but i'll tell you that i'll probably make my own bag. If i get some plastic like this and run a sauce - oh it's pretty close to this together. So i just did this to create a pocket and then drew what i would want my packaging to look like then put the hot dog and chemicals, and here we have it - the crack dog named this, because it looks like it's filled with crack.

There are milks making things they're ready to test today, it's getting hot 68 degrees in the back. Let's leave it like that for a while, let's crack our delicious hot dog open, it's not cooked, though, and that worked perfectly. The hot dog was nice and hot. The only problem was that sodium hydroxide is a highly poisonous, corrosive substance that causes skin burns zero.

Out of ten, the suggestion number three comes from an anonymous mailer who suggests i do a nordvpn sponsorship and get money. That is a great idea. I've been using nordvpn for years, and it allows me to have peace of mind when surfing the web as a huge discount and a 30-day money-back guarantee. That's nordvpn.com and i received, but one stood out as the worst from willianwave999.

Who wants me to get one of those kids ankle hopping games but put a machete on the end and then cut my lawn. So i went to toys, r us and bought one of their ankle hoppers, but they were out of machetes, so i bought one of their kitchen knives instead and then bought another one to open the packaging. Then i removed the blade, then attached it to the rope and then got the ball and attached it to the handle, and now i have the world's most dangerous kids toy and funnest kitchen knife. So before i try using it where's the limerick, my ankles, i thought i should do a practice warm-up great.

Let's do this and i did actually mow my lawn recently, but i left a little section just for this test and this goes without saying, but i am a trained professional and my family has been cutting their lawns like this for generations. So do not try this at home and i can actually manage to keep it going. So i decided to try and cut the grass and i couldn't spin it on the grass. So i went back to the concrete and decided that i can move in once the blade is spinning.

You cut my foot, but not the grass one out of ten okay on to the last suggestion, and i think i have no choice now but to go with clumsy ninja's suggestion from my patreon and make a machine that can chew for me. So i looked up some machines that already do this and all of them just make me feel very, very uncomfortable, so i'm decided i'm going to make a non-humanoid looking one using a blender, a welder, not my helmet, this tube and some metal. So first i cut open the top of the helmet and removed the brain, so i have space to put in the blender. Now i need a hole in the blender, so the tube can funnel the delicious mush into my mouth and to make this hole, i got a whole bit and just put it in the blender and turned it on and now i have this hole which is actually Kind of terrifying, as it gives me, direct access to the blade when it's spinning see this way.

This is a little sucker because it's not going to put his glitzy in it at the beginning. He said it he's going to try to where he's glitzy. So i decided i'll do it same test as with the hot dog but the glazier, it's working all right perfect. Then i place the whole thing in the helmet and attach the tube all right.

Then i cut these metal pieces and placed it together in perfect right and again and again, then i gave it a coat of paint sanded it down and finally was left with this. I ain't pre-watching. Let's go test it out. Okay for the test.

I chucked in some berries some banana and some yogurt guys, yeah yeah. Imagine you're dating this guy right, you're, a girl and you pull up with your car. You come from work right, you do normal job and you see this absolutely degenerate in the garage. Doing like this, i mean look at them.

I mean kind of it working my head, so much kind of works. I have a headache five out of ten okay and now for the winner, and they are all bad ideas and only all together do they barely create a video. So the winner is nordvpn and i'm not just saying that, because they were the only people on the list not to injure me, but they also gave me a lot of money thanks for watching. If you liked that subscribe and check out some of my other videos, something like a good trade-off guys, what about the hammer guys? This is dumb.

It's gon na be dumb. Ah, give me you.