How'd they change it? Did it? Did it? You know that's a felony. What are you doing? A grown man holding a little voice bro. Oh, I'm not giving you a thumbs up. All right.

Can you give me a massage please? I'm not giving you anything? Yeah. I'm not giving you either tutorial on how to get your head like mine. my God I don't know I don't know any last words. none.

Oh wow. oh did you know? Yes, of course I did. What the is that? I ain't gonna lie. you look like you can pick me up I've been staring at you.

You look real strong I ain't that strong I mean you hungry? I'm live right now. Follow me comment: let's take a bite and come join my life. Oh my. God What is that then? Jesus You have to open my door for me.

That's fine. No worries, you got any weapons or anything like that? You do me a favor and just lift up real quick. No no, no, just a jacket. Oh, turn around.

Okay. you can come this way. nay s over here. What's your name? What's your name? Also, look at this big mouth.

oh okay. do you know how to send friend requests? I'm not sure. are you guys? Friends YouTube Is this your friend? Yeah quickly Faithfully With Friends yes bye Orange The horrific scene where Mom just made us finish eating her famous dry the Bone Fried Chicken excuse me Ma'am please people almost said okay okay, it's not even says I Could feel the chicken clotting their esophagus on the way down. Who said that? Man? please, we don't need the witnesses.

Okay, quit playing. The baby started kicking. Let me feel wait. how far along are you again? nine months? Come here.

Come here. come here. What is your name? does anybody else eat their bananas like this? So I just have a small banana and basically what I do is I open the top side the bottom and then huh I was like this. So I just have a small banana and basically what I do is I open the top at the bottom and then okay cheers Um that's so funny now I'm almost foreign.

little bald spot, a little baldy. You're bald. You're bald. Everybody hates you for it.

I Look, don't block me. don't block me. But is your name pronounced foreign? It's new. Come on man.

no. so why are you doing that for him? You're pissing me off. What you want to do bruh. It's whatever.

it's whatever. it's whatever. what we gonna do. Fight a don't get naked either way.

I Just wanna know foreign. but I'm pretty sure my shift gets I Get off early, get a zombie screen. Oh no, he gets eaten. What What the open up the safe hold on Honeywell where that came from Kid: What the hell? Ah, you're a persistent bro.

How many bananas do you have you looking at? Foreign comes a glass? Where did it go? It's in my room. Why? that was sick. The crazy thing is the average Japanese male has intercourse two to three times a year. Now, on the other hand, the average American male has intercourse two to three times a week.

What reason why I find this information interesting is because I had no idea I was Japanese Do you want to wear headphones or no? oh yeah, no shots are absolutely false. The feeling oh Malone here and headphone land Yeah, it is weird. It's like when you put a condom on and then does the other person's just still looking at their phone. you're like oh, this is weird And the person I mean is a woman too.

What's overrated when you're in Amsterdam Well should people not do uh, go to Anne Frank House? Yeah yeah wow. but it's just a house. It's just a house. and she's not there.

You know? Yeah, she's not okay. Foreign. Holy damn what happened. Why do women have to ask so many questions? Why did my dad never come back from the corner store when I was three? Why the do you have a monkey? Do I even have to say it wrong Killing lazy from Surf's Up bro I Want to hear it? Okay, well he I'm drinking like Monster Energy drink sometimes which are like piss magnets.

They're delicious but they make you want to pee, make you want to beat your wife too. Dude I've seen a lot of dudes drinking monster that you know they're going home to punch. Wait what the but Why? so Papa What is the secret to making your marriage work? What a film like? Legos So Papa What? There's no pop-up? What is the secret to making your marriage work and and more stuff? it's all based on. Realize you're putting this on.

Uh Facebook Jesus Christ It'd probably be this window cat perch that's gotta be 50 plus pounds of fat lard. Oh no I did not look chat Males that states 50 70 times a year just about twice a week. Yeah what? Hey can I have a sandwich? Sure thanks I'm Japanese Then ah hey bro is this you. Your eyes are so beautiful.

but I like my eyes more because without my eyes I would not be able to see you're beautiful. Hmm hey babe babe. what is that red light above the new building that they're building I don't see anything? no let me turn the light off I don't I think it's too bright Jesus Let's go finding the urge so hard right now not to throw this piece of cheese at your face if I did it to. Cece you look in your lips you're gonna catch it.

Oh no shots. Foreign. hahaha Oh okay dude. oh a kid named Patrick said he was my biggest fan and wanted to buy my cheap tea but could not afford it because of family financial hardships.

Instead, he made his very own cheap tea. I was moved and immediately booked a flight to meet it. It wasn't until I got on the plane that I realized I left behind my cell phone charger and my wife. Oh well.

the day I showed up was the same day of his high school basketball championship game. Patrick played his heart out with the other team won and Patrick was devastated when he saw me after the game. I gave him a little surprise paperwork informing him that I was suing him for copyright infringement of my cheap logo. Even his family's Financial hardships I have decreased the lawsuit from 18 million down to 17.4 million.

Okay, I don't understand. You will be loyal to a grouping on your block for no reason. Well, not here girl. and she said you did like, why are you come on baby, eat that because you know it's good for the coochieved.

your dad doesn't give up. How jealous do you think the back of your balls are of the front of your balls? Dude? Well, the back of your balls hang out with your Apple the front of your balls hangs out with your dick. Yeah! I'd much rather hang out with a dick than an me too. Imagine just being back there.

It's like living in the slump 411 it was going over me anyway. don't you laugh? She is this guy. Soft, overrated, pretty boy. a bit.

all right. if I get the scene, you gotta kiss me. Okay, all right, but right now, go follow my Instagram Snapchat Twitter Good thanks. it was probably I Guess it's a better question.

Yeah another good good for here. This is gonna go around your neck like that. You can see people watch outside come by down for me. There we go.

Okay I actually died. It's so annoying. Oh my. God this is smiling.

You've been very drunk for the last hour. Me: are you you? Jesus Who fills the living room though? What is that? I Sat down and I started a timer because I knew as soon as I sat and got comfortable you'd asked me to do something. so it took you a minute and five seconds. Good job! Click What? yo this is X x on the video.

Anyone knows that boy I don't know. he's just so sorry. anyone knows that boy I don't know, he's just so sorry.