Twitter i'll usually read a tweet, get a frown on my face and then forget about it two or three minutes later, because twitter is just a constant stream of the dumbest all the time. It's just an actual cesspool of diarrhea constantly flowing through it. But occasionally there are tweets that just stick with me and there's one: that's just been living rent free in my for the last two weeks. I just want to talk about it today.

It comes from seth rogen, i'm sure you already know what tweets i'm about to mention. I'm super late to this one, but i don't care just like puking while having a bad hangover. I've got to get it out of my system to feel better. So our story starts just like every other fairy tale with a robbery in l.a.

Casey neistat makes a tweet, so our cars got robbed this morning because los angeles is a crime, riddled third world of a city, but tremendous appreciation and gratitude to the hard-working officers. At the lapd west, la who not only arrested the, but they got all our stolen goods back, that's about all. There is to it. That's all she wrote right there.

This fairy tale has a happy ending. Shrek gets the well. I guess i'm confused seth rogen, because this is casey neistat and also this is not wrong. Who knows all there is to it? That's all she wrote right there.

This fairy tale has a happy ending. Shrek gets the girl case closed, like there's, really not a whole lot to really dissect here, and you wouldn't expect this to be a controversial thing to say his car got broken into people got arrested, they got their stuff back. I mean that's a complete adventure right. There, like the only people that could really be offended about a tweet like that, would be the people that got arrested like if they're on twitter on their phone in jail.

Like a you buddy. I would've got away with it too. If it wasn't for that meddling dog, but then out of nowhere from the top turnbuckle comes seth rogen, making a surprise appearance at wrestlemania on twitter. He, i guess, he's like the head of tourism for l.a, because he got mad that he called la a of a city.

That's what he took issue with so seth rogen replies. Dude. I've lived here for over 20 years, you're nuts ha ha actually i'll. Do the seth rogen laugh, it's lovely here, don't leave anything valuable in it.

It's called living in a big city. Bro! Just don't get your car broken into. It's that easy. It's called living in a big city.

You should expect your to be constantly violated because you're living in a big city don't leave anything valuable in your car, because you're gon na lose it duh dummy idiot. This is your fault now you're, the one that is to blame for this. You don't want your valuables stolen, don't leave them in the car in la la's, wonderful, but just expect all your to get broken into plan accordingly, guys guys guys. You can't say that it's not wrong when it's contradicting, though the whole little part of saying something.

Is nice is that you don't get that like that? It's it's a contradiction. You're saying it's not wrong can go both ways. We go to first statement or the one that goes against it. What, accordingly, by keeping less valuable stuff in your car, love la it's great! It's such a stupid thing to come in and say out of nowhere even casey neistat.

Everyone is taking a back bite he's like what the is this it's so outrageously stupid. Very rarely will you see somebody defend la like tooth and nail, obviously guys it's accommodation, you can't say something is nice, yet you can't leave anything in your car whatever. That's. That's not that's not how it works.

What the what the is guys? It's! It's contradiction. There's people that, like l.a, especially extremely wealthy people like seth rogen, who found a crazy success like he was saying guys. I love montreal. It's the best place to live on earth.

Just don't go around more than a hundred dollars and you're, probably gon na die like what, if that that's, but it's that doesn't make sense at all. What the is off the mark so consistently like seth rogen - and this is the perfect example of it. He finds the one spot and the one opinion that almost no one agrees with he's, also just not really shy about showing that he feels superior to the average person like he took personal offense. That casey neistat said la was a and then like shames him for being upset that his car was broken into bro just get another car get other valuable things.

It's that easy, so casey neistat responds. I can still be mad, though i feel so violated. Asking his permission to be mad, like oh, if seth rogen says i can't be mad, then i guess i'm okay with it then seth rogen replies, yo yeah. You can be mad, but i guess i don't personally view my car as an extension of myself and i've.

Never really felt violated any of the 15 or so times my car was broken into. This dude is just leaving his car out like a candy bucket on halloween. It seems once a guy accidentally left a cool knife in my car, so if it keeps happening you might get a little treat. This is certainly up there.

With the wackiest stupid i've read on twitter from a celebrity. It's baffling that not only did his brain come up with this as a tweet, but it passed the filters that his brain has to post it he's like yep. This looks good and he hit tweet and it's still not deleted and i'm glad it's not i'm glad that he's just gon na stick to his guns and leave this up. This is something that i feel is gon na haunt him forever, because he is still getting clowned on to this day.

For this tweet, it's been two weeks now and i don't think it'll stop anytime soon, because it is just that outrageously stupid, because seth rogen doesn't view his car as an extension of himself he's totally fine with people using it like a fleshlight. They just treat his cars like a dumpster, and they dive right in and seth rogen gives them a nice thumbs up. I suppose - and i am assuming that extends to everything in seth rogen's life, as a lot of people have also pointed out. How does seth rogen feel about like his house, is that an extension of himself, a bunch of people going to your into like it's just the delusion here - is unbelievable.

The conversation starts to fizzle out here, but it continues news. Casey neistat says i didn't get any treats. He just took the decorations for my daughter's seventh birthday party and left bloody handprints. Yeah.

Obviously, he's not going to get any treats it's not like the tooth fairy broke into his car and left him some money for what they took like it was a robbery. I don't know how seth can possibly justify it by saying just let your car keep getting stolen and eventually he'll get a knife like he's silly and then he says serious question: how did you get your car broken into 15 times, which is a great question, because You really have to go out of your way to get it broken into that many times i feel seth says i lived in west hollywood for 20 years and parked on the street. Also, it sucks your was stolen, but la is not some city as far as big cities as far as big cities, going, though, especially if you're a burglar guys guys, who even who, who even lives here, disagrees this this is it's it's a it absolutely. It absolutely is, though, who knows what kind of car seth rogen drives, because apparently you can just go in there and take all that with no consequence, because seth doesn't give a his car is getting broken.

It's a pretentious, smoggy dirty dog, it overpriced garbage. Nobody disagrees with this into almost once a year. At this rate, this is where the interaction stops and you just have to wonder what was seth rogen thinking like who did he think this appealed to? Besides, like the extremely rich hollywood elites, like there's no normal person, that's going to read that be like wow, how noble of seth just giving away his like that and accepting that beautiful knife. I i don't know really what he was expecting to happen, but it got me thinking what is the worst tweet i ever made, and i think i found it.

I tweeted this back in 2019, i said what the the chupacabra is real. He just my grandpa. I don't regret poo nah is not. That is not his worst tweets.

Trust me posting the tweet, but i do really regret that i misspelled chupacabra. I know i know that is but anyway, i just wanted to talk about this, because i've been thinking. Okay. That was interesting.

That wasn't just about tweets. I mean yeah guys. I guess i said i said this. The second i landed here five years ago, and i said that the minute i left i said this, the the time that i came again this year and i'm still saying it it's just tonight.