From Majestic Quaqua OverWatch Pro Player to being the newest member of Docs Champions Club This is the story of how Felix Langel, better known as Xqc went from signing a $100 million kick deal to gambling his entire life savings away after losing his Minecraft record to Foren leading to the murder of his best friend Poke and impregnating at least 10 women that we know of. This is the story about how Xqc ruined his entire reputation and his life. and the winner of the best variety streamer is is Xqc. Um I was going to hoping I was going to win cuz I didn't want to go up here and actually say something but uh thanks to CU for the event by the way, I actually showed up this time um it's kind of crazy this year.

like I get nominated twice and I I win two Awards and it's like this. been my worst year like in terms of career and personal life. it's just trash and then it's like I went twice. where was everybody at the last 3 years when I was doing good you know like game awards Esports Awards where the you guys were at man I was rolling yo I was doing so good and now it's like I don't know my worst year and I went to a Wars anyway thank you very much bro.

give me any piece all right give me a PC I'll give you my address give me a PC um what kind of PC you want actually see? Give me any PC that can run fortnite. It worked. Yeah, it worked. It worked.

I S to you did you get it? No way Yeah I got it Okay Oh thank you so much Bro you got it Man you're all good man you're all good. Oh thank you so much Bro oh man well I hope you enjoy man I hope you have a good bro. Thank you Bro you're all good man you're the best brother me now thank you bro Thank you man Have a good night brother take care man you go text me on Discord when I get you send you the receipt of my PC no just just show a picture of it I don't give I don't give it the receipt I Guys I wanted to get a PC and she like I was like guys I gave her 10K instead because she's a single mother of four so I was like um it instead of like trying to save money on the p i I was just like take 10K and as long as he gets a PC he can do whatever want play you with the rest. so at least he got his PC and that nice so Big W for them upstairs get bled this is so loud oh my God the teams are getting to know each other out there and by that I mean we have our first elimination over folks you would hit me with the he me up oh this is some Team Fortress too.

Okay all right guys there guys. I I should you shouldn't be allowed to play this game right now with how bad my aim is, why like this is just embarrassing guys I think I'm I'm I'm disconnecting right now I'm not playing this C B Y a G for for for for f H B t I 550 w d X B S n again again again type again type again w B X type again type oh my God type again the is he saying? type again with the scolls p G I p what it type A G A I n you type it with the Scrolls you you type it you type it so sorry All right F yes yes yes yes boom 1638 I'm here for you guys They wanted me to let you know that for just beat your PB in Minecraft apparently I know oh okay yeah almost out of old age waiting for that so also content. so thank you for yeah. but anyways thank you for meeting us I Know a lot of people okay excc I know you're probably watching this I Want you to address this? What do you have to say for yourself? Proof here it is: Guys Guys guys watching this I want you to address this.

What do you have to say Guys guys listen I I'm I'm not going to address it it. chat guys. when the girls stop responding okay I realize that there's still the guys left. Okay and and maybe sometimes guys.

I is what this I'm not I'm not going to go forther say for yourself, it's irrefutable proof. Look here it is on a second phone so prove to me you didn't send me this video. No no no y yo all this is too far BR Okay y see me. Texure said yo I'm exposing I thought it's going to be fine guys.

that's what that was too far. or guys, you're pervert. That one is too far forever. Oh excuse me, is he going to save this 6'2 7t W Wide span this like that like that that I Don't know if he's playing goalkeeper or not I don't know if he's playing goalkeeper or not but he's on my team I Bro I Promise you, if he's actually playing goalkeeper on my team, we're losing bro.

I'm sorry. Xqc was truly keeping us in the game. He was putting his whole body on the line, even his face. Oh you good you good! Our star man xqc had almost been beheaded and I was terrified that we' injured him before the charity match had even begun.

Promise: I Not the ball though. Yes. Go. let's go genuinely bro.

I'm not making a shot Things no, but you're playing really well. Serious bro, you're playing really well. He's away cuz he loves West Ham so much. I Think we're seeing that from Ethan we're seeing a true number eight, up and down boxto boox performance AB he's gone for goal there.

First question asked. Well done xqc Proving the doub is mainly me wrong and look, they're actually celebrating that like a goal. Phil is very proud of him and it's important for people like to encourage the players who maybe haven't played as much as he has and just say hey Hey kid you did good and beat the Sidman Xqc could be the most important man in this team. He's in goal and West Ham Binga Binga Scores could score a great time.

He's currently one0 but not mini M to Manny Can he score? yeah Oh it's glorious. It's skill moves. He's got family. oh he's no no no feed his responsible for a missed penalty and a missed open goal and it goes straight up the other end he got.

he's got to pick it up there. He could have picked it up Toby's not going to miss that is he to unleash it in these matches. But look at this and let's talk about the assist forar assist. Vision I Mean he's a playmaker these days.

Speed. It's the speed AB Composure Lads There's no Keeper in that's offside. Surely surely that's offside. Speaking of fours.

Danny Aon Currently on a 4.1 Jigi on a 4.1 Listen to this. QC is on a 1 out of 10 C The dragon is buzzing right now. What does that mean? Take time You want me to pick it up? give it can get up Yeah okay time you want me Tock up. Give it 5 Seconds xq L What is that I Never ordered this bro.

two months until New badge one month until my 12 month streak. 28 months eing the juice. Good luck Mr Cow XC is That Yo 37 months get the Jukes Mr Do Lord EXC I Just remember it is is that bro is that am bath water smile I did not yo this is a Rec go I did not order this can I be with you I feel like um your whole like Vibe will change drastically from one thing to another right? like like from last time I did a stream I feel like it's a complet different shift. What do you think? does that zipping up my jacket? Okay yo what the nothing Okay Is the vibe the same now yo what the are you saying man I mean the vibe Vibe jesz man this is toally for okay chat.

Please help her chat. Please help hold up wait for it. hold up. Did they say it properly or not? Uh yeah it's showing Someone said are we good here we go baby no way we are in boys thank you chat where it is that charge is $30,000 Mr Paul I mean that's $30,000 in in the in the in the pockets of the government right? I'm sure you want that.

You want a little promotion. Well don't you I do want my promotion. That's why I would like to deescalate the situation. Come get if you have the evidence Bro put out a water.

Come get me on Hood To Come Get me Come Get me C on Hood Come Get me I'll be seeing you Mr Paul Player This mother did not just say on Hood cuz he did not just say that bro. He did not just say on Hood because I can hear you breathing. You're fat. Are you serious right now? Are you serious? You're fat.

You're fat. Are you serious I'm sick I'm sick Bro No I can hear you breathing What? I'm sick Bro You serious? Get the hell away from you bro. Shut the up. How the hell Jesus that I can hear you breathing.

you're F Jesus He cooked them raw. What was that? What was that? What was that? I'm sorry I'm sorry. Give me your mic underneath your your seat. Thank you I'm sorry.

nice John Good job. So close. so close. Run run run right on my ass on my ass.

that is tough. You're nothing but a dream. Can you put 10 computers? bunch of wires? Wait till not a lot of places all fighting each other and you come out from the hiding spot. Kill the last guy alive and now you're the only.

Now you're only one in, you know in the yeah, make sense. Hey Chad listen he is speaking on fast forward but I love it cuz I used to talk fast as hell when I was younger. All it matters is that you're the only last guy in the circle. Y'all hear that right? Only last guy in the circle y'all can't understand I'm a I'm be his translator.

The last guy has to be in the circle. Yeah Westbrook fires it up In his career, they're isolating LeBron on this right wing. What the was that? yo? What The wait? no no no no no no no no no no guys. this only happened cuz look oh my God there's nothing on the bun.

Well of course it's going to slip. There's nothing on theing bun so of course it slips. Look at the rest. not slipping.

There's something on it. Did they just scam me out of a Patty meow Oh my god dude, it's like I got to put anyway I will be okay clearly Melly had a gift. He has a very unique rasp yet. All right.

Okay, okay I I get the joke man. whoever works at uh Shake Shack I Get it man. you're funny bro. you're funny bro.

You got me man. got me man. you got a whole ass on you of this. Congratulations man, you've gotten me you dumb who does a sh a whole ass onion man and naturally knows how to control his pitch.

He spends his days behind bars writing wait I didn't even notice it bro I didn't even notice it I thought you were face. Where are you guys guys guys guys guys I Have a pig I have a pig Oh God Close the door. Close the door. It's time for our favorite time of the morning.

It's birthday timeo happy Birthday to Felix We hope that you're having an amazing day today. We're looking at temperatures warming up in those 40s afternoon with some sunshine. Possible we're on the yo. Are they going to get this off the screen? Oh how long is it going to step there time of the morning? It's birthday.

oh my God it just stays up there to Felix We hope that you're having an amazing day today. Boom Wow Uhoh good! X there we good mid mid mid oh my God oh my God look at it. look at it. look watch me.

watch me. watch me watch me watch me oh oh let's go Ch ch come on man Br Br Br Br what am I supposed to do here I need to get the bolt cutters BR get his oh my God my blinds just fell off Oh my God my Queens oh my God you going to have them battle together? What is this I got Cho Between that's right, you have to Mar me through this one I Got to go with the flag. What's that poke man? Canadian It came down to it came down to the wire then didn't it it big wire because I rather be in Houston but Pokey's Got It Up's pretty good. you still on Minecraft I'm trying to beat the record.

What's did you beat the record? I did not. What's up Saying hello? All right. So what do you have to do having lunch? What's that? I'm having lunch. The record: This is good.

smile. It's the squirrels. you're eating squirrel food I Don't know. This is lousy.

No salt. yeah they're They're pepper crackers. They're made for the for the swis so they don't die I'm eating scroll food. well I mean it is now, but not anymore.

I guess cuz squirrels have very small kidneys and they can't process all the salt from salting crackers so the ones are pepper ones right? They have low salt low salt so they don't die. but he never came back. You're just going to yeah, he never came back. Okay yeah, maybe he died.

There's a Frank oh my God twil w W 26 mon no don't hey little buddy oh he gone she say no, no they're going to come back No oh no Oh this guy. man it's the same guy. It's the same guy. It's the same guy.

this sniping piece of dog. man get a job you I'm good. I'm getting chased by some guy in mid a dude. he's just been guys.

he's just waiting for me in mid A Guys Guys Guys's me. He's L on my body. he's on my body. he's mid on my body.

He's one. He's oneing bully one Fe the banana. Yeah he's a bully. Yeah he's one.

He's one. They kill that son of a let's go down the tree speed shoot him down the small tree. Look at him that fat. oh hit your shots.

I I Have a problem with my keyboard. Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro that's not fun. that's just so sleeper. Dude: that's so sleeper.

it's not him, it's not. Uh I found a shotgun that's going to help me out a little bit but nice. There's a guy directly on you. It's a banana too.

Huh? being shot at? Yep. I only have a sniper rifle but I'm him Help: I'm dead I mean this guy has shields on this guy is is sniping and man bro turn into nikocado avocado but black holy where we going at go to Pleasant Park wait what what? What you say What did you say wait what he say hey what the wait what the you just say you're turn to like the avocado guy you know you know him or not Bro: did you say it's not what I said bro on God you said bro I heard some that is not That is not what I said no it's a guy I think his name is Nado avocado is that his name y am I not saying right yo you just said about just thought that I had to be in to get drunk or the day before my mother starts ping about my friends about to go damn here when BL young guys on the all right guys this is AI EXC being an NPC to your face to your Y s s I r i i i i i i give me gold give me gold wait what the that's a close you big 9 month what are you eating again man eat bro about turn into Nado avocado what see this getting too comfortable bro nah this Bro n no no no no no you see I turn into avocado but black holy we going speed you better take this bro go to pleas Parker wait what what what did you say bro did you say yes is not what I said I heard somewhere in that I must be tripping or something but the way did you actually say no it's a guy I think his name is Nado is that his name yo am I not say Cado Cado got a nikado avocado. oh his name his name is Nikado avocado. You didn't say that yeah he didn't say that no no no God he say that no whoa whoa let's bro.

he literally said Cado whatever comes in here says it says Charizard like he like you special huh you're not unique or special man Charizard huh huh Charizard is basically for for a third evolution. Did you just say you are special? What? What does this want? Man want? Man this want. What does this want? What does this want? Man What does this want? What does this want? Man so like what does this want or stiger? What's a stiger? Man: What does a stiger want I'm trying I'm trying to figure out what word cuz not that I know that sound like it Stego: What's a Stego? It's a dinosaur. Let's go.

He's clean. He's clean. He didn't say it. he said stego.

he said he's clean. What does Theo want? What does thiso want Stegosaurus Rex or whatever the you want to call it, he's clinging it C said Stego took a lot damage I I Dro by by accident by like an idiot bro. What the what? N I just dropped down like a dumbass. Kill them K them Kill them K there's nothing no no no no no no no I'm a little bit late though I got minis I got minis right? Yeah Min yeah I need them I need them Boogie Bombs no I got Min I got minis I got Min I got dou B shot is that good? What dou double bail shotgun is that good? Oh okay, the is you saying you keep speaking German and Bro Bro Bro I Don't even speak that fast I'm not like a normal Pace Today like this is like normal.

very normal I'm not bugging or tweaking Bro I said Double B Shot is that good or not that that's a very streamlined conversation. Double bell shotgun or not the Bro double shot Double B Shotgun Is it good or not? No, No, no it's not. no. Okay C Say it boxy.

say the day? Yeah. Come on. say it player. Come on player.

Come on man. hey, move up. Gango All right Gango oh this guy calls Gango uh. exit at the bottom of at the bottom of there racist.

What the what? Oh you got the flashight you got to lead. All right. let's let's go bro Mo That bro I'm not baiting it. that actually sounded so scuffed bro what you said it just sounded like it straight up what I'm not kidding I'm not kidding I'm not making it up.

Shut the up. Okay okay, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no we need to pause This Not Nope. I don't give I will pause and we're going to talk about this. This has to be the collective most stupidest thing I've ever done in my life.

What the was that? Who is this? Oh my God doing. Wait what are you guys doing right now chilling bro I Got scared. That's good Fu Up H What? I'm getting off. No joke.

Liil bro. you have a rat in your room. Check your Reddit my turn. What There a rat in my room? What? Not possible.

What? There's no rats in this in this country. There's no rats in. Canada I Don't think they so rare. Is there actually a rat in room? No scary as there.

What the no way that's real Bro. Stop. it's not real. There's no shot.

I'm I'm not. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way there's so many lights.

No way it would be there. Al it's on the it's it's inside the light bulb. The shadow doesn't make any sense n F of light. Fake news bro.

this house is nice. It's not. It has no m in it. Hold on.

waste of time bro. I would been out like 9 seconds ago already. Oh 30 whole months SPO hey hold on. hold on.

hold on is that paper SW maybe there's a new C What do you dislike? Oh that's that's amazing. Are there any type of philosophers that you would say you find yourself really akin to or that like, really have influence? Oh my. God I Know what to look at? Uh Kanye West did you just say Kanye West Welcome to the Button Speed Dating show Uh Dynamite I mean if we could blow up some trees, it could be faster than just mining it right? Sunflower? Wait she blew up. You just got to stall it out.

Play the clock bang. played the clock play I play the clock okay man what What did this guy just say? wait was that checkm What a cool move. What a cool move I got it I got it I got put it in B major I just call me an Nft yes I yeah this is it. This is yo.

This is pools and the S I can't think my pant right yeah yeah it's un it's it's I didn't no one looked I didn't look I didn't look but his schn the whole thing came out. the whole thing came I didn't see it. you're good? you sure? Yes the whole thing came out though. holy do you have drops enabled right now? uh yeah I think so I got this lag my OBS what the is that? What the hello oh what the very very soon later that was kind of chill.

all right. Oh oh my God CH guys this J people say reacting is not hard work that is fuing Hardcore labor dude hit it towards me in the middle Nice nice, That's good. that's good. Oh my God he knocked me I SP the whole day St that ball off for you man I Hit it.

Hit it. Go go go. It's perfect. It's perfect.

Yes damn my turn my turn wa it broke. it's actually bro I think it's actually broken bro it it stopped it stopped I'm bro holy I froze Bro it dude that's so fun. My turn oh uh yeah you don't try no I'm CH what's the what's the limit on it? We can't all live in that little Hut look at that base man all they have to do is break the thing on the bottom man then may so they don't Yeah but I made a bottom support system a tripod this I mean this. this is guys guys look at this.

oh my God look look at it. Is this where we're just just zoom back and look at this thing. Man it looks so bad. Why is our guy on fire? He's on.

Why? our fire Nothing Man dude like what is this bro you guys made tree shelter one right that look like tree shelter 2 looks nice. Wait we don't have anything else you can't Salvage it wait how do we make a bigger shelter? Why don't we just make a rock wall or a wallers around I Love it I Love it is funny for me because it's cringe but it doesn't matter. Chat: we're do one by one. okay okay what is this okay what was we go back What was that? Man you guys are soing annoying man this guy says type this whoa what is That Yo dude don't do that man that's weird.

We're going to do this J you guys cannot problem like that. it's really bad I think we I think we broke it oh I think I showed youl by accident oh I'm sorry PR oh he's not CH anymore I think we broke his PC I'm sorry bro oh my God bro oh my God we bro oh man PC is Brick I'm sorry man. All right let's go next guys. PC is Brick G that is my fault.

that is my fa. no no shot oh no. maybe to settle this left and a timely penalty save and he's beaten him here. a glorious chance.

Nice one. I mean this is the nicest weight possible. You and Jess are currently the two worst fitop players currently alive and breathing. The dude has a Goldfish Memory he can't remember anything.

He will be like 20 minutes into a speedrun and then he will just be like Chad I can't remember what I'm doing I forgot what the objective is. He will literally forget that. The point is to run the game fast. It's unbelievable how bad he is wa you bro.

you're such a skitso no I Haven't visited Agartha. Agartha isn't even real. It's a fictional charity match coming up and you couldn't even get in shape for it. Bro, you're a disaster.

You really are Felix. Hey man, just let me cook. Seriously, take a look at yourself bro. you probably can't even lift your ass from that chair Bro: No wonder you stream 20 hours a day just sitting there I Think it's safe to say you will never be in shape Bro I Told you to let me come.

What gig yo? X Nice games Mind if I join you all right boys, that was cute. Well let me show you how it. SS You know they think we're just text on a screen what the time to show them who the people behind their chats are. It's time for a chat face R Good one dude.

Chair Bro: No wonder you stream 20 hours a day just sitting there I Think it's safe to say you will never be in shape Bro I Told you to let me come. This is so y nice games Mind if I join you? Yeah, look this way. Okay can you see how all the little ends? you can see all the little pins sticking out of the little ends there. Now look on the other side on this end.

oh they're crunched. They're either crunched or they're burned. Oh my. God I See them? Yeah.

Oh wow yeah oh I didn't you think that's it? I think that's it cuz it would it would go in and I I kept pushing in I was like maybe it's one of these new cables I never seen a cable like that before. it's keyed. It only goes one way. So I think what happened was you pushed on it and then those wires are probably shorted and that's why I couldn't find it because I only looked at these ones down here because I was trying to chase down that red herring there.

okay, the one that had the the leads coming off cuz I thought maybe that's what shorted but it was the USB type-c connector cables for it though. Yeah, Oh, but ones that you didn't get away my my kitchen PC has a 490. Okay, want to use that? Of course my kchen PC is a 490. Those are the kinds of words that don't come out of many people's mouths, but they certainly did today.

My kitchen PC I got a 490. Yeah, no no no I'm not judging I'm not judging I mean my kitchen PC has a 492 does it? Yeah, the second 492 the sequel to The for no I'm kidding I don't have a kitchen piece. Okay, why is he Bing me like that? Come all the way out here and I'm going to why Sh says show them the clip. Oh okay, you want to say something oh no, Is this the clip of you breaking it? No.

uh okay. you're not going to like this. You will not like this. G would go in because the end of the GPU was too big I have to flatten it out right so that the end of G could actually get in there right and it worked out.

H this is the it's it's my old PC and um so what at the coke bottle? Well it it was. uh it was so the the radio wouldn't touch the ground right so it would still be sound for a cool what's sound for? no that doesn't even make a difference. Oh well. I taped it on it and uh yeah, that's that's the the squid.

PC I mean based on how much trouble that you had, uh, mounting the radiator to the case I Can see why. this might be easier for you actually see, but it was working and temper were high. It actually end up working perfectly fine, right? It just got a little bit of dust and a food on it. but yeah, the dust is relatively okay.

The food is relatively not okay. Yeah, it's pretty bad. you know you. Just okay.

you're giv us a tour Here it comes. Let's let's go. You're get the door. Let's go walk, walk forward.

Don't don't you dare Let me lady, Don't you dare. All right let's go chop chop. It's not going to happen. Walk forward.

you're giving us a tour. Understand? No I'm not you're you're turn around. give us a tour. let's go shoot me then God damn it mat and I'm like no thanks dude I don't need spaghetti crowd laughs so he's looking around all confused and he says Spaghetti is like a food All right.

All right. So why do ducks have big sacks I have no idea to keep their quackers in laughs few moments later I Split August 12 2036 Death of the Universe AUST 12 2036 The Heat Death of the Universe August 12th 2036 The Heat Death of The UN August 12 206 12 skinny What is August crafting? I'm in a 6 years relationship and need advice on how to continue growing together. She gets mad when I watch you stream all day yo chat. listen I'm not a very funny man I don't know many jokes I could make you laugh right? some stupid noises watch.

All right things are running up here I died who left their pocketknife open in my bed wait IED are you dumb I I I Brw forced it I was just. how can you explain this part to me? Am I going to know what? I'm going to get jump scared wait oh guys, there's green. There's a a breaker over here yo I'm coming back. Just start.

I'm going to start saying fake words not that live on streaming Zab Oh shut the all right I'm going to just start I'm start saying fake work now. Xcc is probably the worst rocket League player I've ever seen in my life but he knows how to play on and it's it's working really well. I've given up like nine or CH I know people are not say this is like this is a classic but this is a classic to me. sad.

Oh CH I Want to go see the cat at chat I Want to go see I Want to go see the chat son of a 100 50 40 30 20 1 5 I mean ah I mean it does look kind of similar Yeah what? The Pokemon's new product is apparently just a Rebrand of toy uh midnight mini cookies which sells for three times the price to the Jungle Al this this count the only difference between Cookies Vitamin D3 sell something to your audience when people are like oh my God $28 for cookies it's four bags that's seven $7 a bag I know I know math is hard when you're an idiot but like if you're a broke boy, just say so. Anyway Matt was actually the one that sent me this clip today and I just assume this had to be some kind of bad joke she tried DET tell. but watching the clip it good. Yeah with that many let's say you were.

You go to the store and there's there's that many. How much are you paying for this? Let's you would buy it. uh depends like a box of uh bis like uh a box of like cookies U at our plac is like four Buck three bucks maybe. So how much I would pay I would pay.

maybe because it's small packaging in this. five bucks Max that would be great I guess five oh five CAD five cat is it's 13 5 cat in USD 365 Yeah that would make sense 365 for one bag like this? Yeah yeah. five bucks. not too far off.

um that's okay. Chat guys, Stop Stop guys. you guys are baiting. You guys are baiting so hard.

Yeah it's because there there was an outrage about the price. It was um seven bucks 7 USD a papa I mean USD yeah yeah I'm so okay I guess all right I wouldn't buy it I wouldn't buy it like I don't like chocolate you know? yeah no that makes sense. um what is that though? uh it's Pokmon's cookies line. oh she made a cookie line she what she made a cookie line just just a cookie for now.

yeah but I think she like a a snack line but that that's the cookie I came out of it but they're not that bad like to be to be honest they're okay but I I won buy like there's no bad ansers you're not going to get you're going to a part for that game my God leave me alone excuse me um um um um um no please no please please please no please please please please please please please please please please please please he break over get wi do you need tools? uh I can organize them fine Wait did you you say I may have gotten rolled and smoked my doggy but I don't want to talk about it. Oh okay oh I was fall asleep XC L bro what is he reading that is so funny6 my head Yeah just right here. just kind of say like fine Okay look at him. Can you see what? What was that? Somebody dropped the box or close the door or something.

Are you okay? Check out Yeah yeah I just I got you I heard it too I Know I heard it it. You're going to follow with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay it's going to start going back or side to side. We're just going to follow with our eyes.

You understand? Yes sir. Do you have any questions? No sir. Okay right. you see how it started moving.

We're follow. We're going to follow with our odds on our eyes only. Okay Yes sir. Center right? You see how it's moving.

Yes sir. I Am. Follow it with your eyes right center, right. see how see how it's moving left.

I'm listening sir right? Do you understand Center Down Do you understand the instructions? Yes sir. Why? When it moves side to side, you're going to follow through eyes without moving your head. Do you understand You follow my eyes? Yes without moving your head. Yes sir.

So when it goes back and forth left right I follow my eyes not my head Yes sir. Okay following right down you look straight at me. Is there a reason why you're doing that? Do you not want to participate in this I Look straight at you. You're looking straight at me without I did not I Follow I followed the you did not incorrect I see the light to my left I'm going to follow the red to my right Yes sir Red Center Red Left red back to the center red uh White Left red to the see how we're still moving our head I want you to keep still and follow with your eyes? Yes sure I'm following my my my eyes no no head R Red to the left my eyes are still to the right is doing the coms I don't get right but okay there still see how it moved I'm still looking me the eyes red is Middle red is Middle red is going towards the white towards the white.

We're not following with our eyes anymore sir. we're going to move on. Okay are these the world's most crispy fries? Let's find out. it depends though.

I Don't know. no no he's dead Yeah I mean that was just going to no. it's I'm just not slow. but I'm slow Like slow like a bimbo type of slow Like bimbo via Google is an attractive but unintelligent or frivolous Young Woman: people would rather watch me full screen cam.

do the worm, then watch your Prime then watch your Prime content for a week, do a week of no reaction content and see how manying views you get. Oh he's crying in the corner. Oh okay sure I mean that's content. Man it's it's original content.

At least you like it. Yes, Do that bro. you like that. Bet you love it Man this is the most you've had in the past four years.

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Well, clearly you're not going through a diet. Wow. you really think you're clever, don't you? But no I don't need a diet I need drugs to num the pain of losing my cat. Okay, have a good day.

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The floor is moving very slow, slowly and never stops. The victim would have to walk constantly to avoid being scraped. The victim will tire and pass out and the conveyor would pin him against the wall and start scraping his flesh. This will wake the victim up and keep him in agony until he bleeds.

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Love you little bro. Zmer SLU has made the advancement Stone Age Cardel xqc This is Adaps lawyer sending this message to you to remind you that the McLaren isn't yours bucko. Also, your last three relationships with women didn't work out. Love Try some of those uh fboys you like so much.

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Are you asking me about the folies of bringing somebody back into my life that's mentally ill over and over again? Just to be clear, is that what you're asking me? A man ABA What did you want to say AB you had a question. To be fair, the the most recent mentally ill person is a big Fanboy of Xqc. so I think you got to hold that now. um CH he's a bit more on a Ser not chat I I kind of wish it was more like a middle of the day.

I'll probably I'll probably talk about more about about it tomorrow. overall I just didn't expect this. uh I thought it would take months I thought I thought it I thought I'd never say a DAT to be honest um but I was M the stream and I got um text message email and I I want to uh take away, take go away from the computer so could call and um confirm if it was true or not and get get an explanation. Um they just gave me the news that I was, um no longer in any um, significant illegal battle and it's uh, all over and I kind of just called me by surprise I was at the computer and I was just sitting there and then I was like uh I just didn't know how to how to react really I I just wanted to confirm so that happened and um yeah about it all right now we now we move on.

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There's no point in even trying. Okay, unless you got some turtleneck sweater or a textbook or something like that, it's going to show chat. It's just like that. You know, like when you're when you're aroused, you know it.

Just it. just don't work like that. dude. it's the body that reacts and it's just like, okay, okay, okay I don't I don't know how to control exactly how much you aroused you are.

but like, try and focus on something else. you know, like go do something, do something not arousing like jigsaw puzzle or like like like hardcore calculus or something like that. It might help change the flow of your thinking. All right, what the fudge is going on man.

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Okay, suicidal because they're Ley So they're all like 22 on seven different types of medication, have no friends and no aspirations in life and terrorists because all of them literally support terrorism online like you can pretend like it was just one screenshot that convinced everybody every single person. Content Creator: Sassan even though he's fat and he's got weird looking structure of shoulders and he's on athletic but he's really fast say NF Content created I got nothing going on I got I'm so depressed I got a chip on my shoulder I I'm critical everything except myself I got he him in my bio and I my favorite con Jesus this is me GG SNSD Thank you for the $10 is knock knock who there the doc coming into another woman Thank you for the $10 Manimal Thank you for the $20 Can we have some mothering firm handshake? Let's go. Wow, Are you kidding me? Huh? Are you kidding me than just watching hey, watch your mouth huh? Aren't you loser? Yeah, aren you? Aren't you the one that needs to tighten his braces up? Idiot rep You for Cheating GL You kill me. S On seven, Get punk welcome son of Kong Thank you for the $8 says Zy Doc.

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Here's some actual advice though. Okay, here's some actual advice. Chat. This actually might help you.

This advice I'm not going. Actually, actually might help you. Actually actually might. because finding this out can take years if you don't find it out.

If you don't find if you don't find out now you're you're going to be. You know, sometimes you have like these big goals not something that give you like education and money like these big goals that you think are going to make you happy like oh once this happens I'll be happy once Happ I'll be happy once I'll be happy. That is really unhealthy to think that you're going to be happy once you get there. Once you get there I Realized that these happiness Milestones actually don't work.

They just don't Okay, It is very rare that you'll think whatever you think happens on the other on the other side of that wall, you're going it. It's just not. It won't feel like that. I'm telling you So something I realized that you have to be happy now.

Even that means that it's harder to get there. It doesn't matter. You really have to be. You have to make sure that be happy now or find ways to be happy now.

And to stop seeing that wall as like oh oh be happy once. I Get there because that wall might just keep going backwards. It might just keep. It might just run away from you.

Actually, it might run away. boom boom. Once you finally get it, it might feel hollow. and once that happens, you'll be even more miserable than you.

were on the path up there anyway. So I I got past these walls right? I I'll be happy, then I'll be happy then I'll be happy then. and I got this side that wall and I wasn't happy and I got over another wall and I wasn't happy and I thought dude I thought happiness is on this side of the wall but I realized that happiness is here. Now if you're not happy with what you have now, you're not going to be happy.

Whatever you have, then that's tough. So if you're grinding towards something, if you're grinding really hard towards something, make sure the grind is at least fun because if you put go all in on that grind because of what you get out of it and you're not happy When you get the things you get out of that grind, you're going to feel way worse than way back at the beginning. That's right if you think if you think, if you think you can dodge that I hope that um, your goals aren't too far away like 3 years 5 Years cuz that wall is going to hit way harder. you know.