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I don't know what he's saying: what is that? What is this dancing ex funny guy, i'm gon na fall in half like a stack of papers, scrawny fake clone, literally english, clone andy uh i'll. Give you guys a response. You want yeah yeah. I guess if we both agree that the same regimen of no training except for physical uh condition, training, okay, i'll i'll fight him next year, okay, but but we got ta, put some money on the line there you wan na meet you no, not me yeah.

I got ta fight, rubius, clear your corners jungle he's in jungle he's in there gg tier left, nice. Oh, oh, i died by the grenade. Wait. Did you see what's wrong with me? I know the guy had marty, dom bro bro what you ran out of air on that left.

Oh, what the was that your breath wasn't on cooldown when he tried that laugh. Oh, my god! Oh no! No is he. It wasn't me jesse jesse. You have to finish jesse, okay, fine! I will this is finished.

Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait! You google, it you googled that you googled, that what was that i'm like i have to be one of the coolest people alive - is that a 112 skip. I'm like google man holy. No, i literally saw it. I just saw an opportunity - or sometimes they do just stand in front of a board.

You say three words to them: take a picture and then move on or a twitch streamer that sits in a glass booth, and you stand in the background to get your three seconds of air time and farming. What the this is slender or some yo stand in the backs of them, take a picture and then move on or a twitch streamer that sits in a glass booth, and you stand in the background to get your three seconds of airtime. I'm on farm emotes in chat, but it is very fun meeting someone you're a fan of nowhere. What what yeah, if you defuse the bomb as they planted, they don't hear it dude there's.

How did that work? Not even a big coffee table that they have right in the center oak panels, lighter tones this room wow, it looks it's like i mean, look at the seat and the and hey guys, hey guys, hey guys, you're over there, okay you're sitting down you're you're drinking Coffee, yeah man. Let me let me take something out of my coffee like what the is that man wow. Okay, excuse me dude. What the is that look.

I could have died there. If you lived there, you could have died gorgeous now. It's it's not like. Behind the seating area, well, that's just kind of cool yeah yeah.

I don't make it a lasagna at the beginning, a few weekends ago, i ran into a group of friends that i that's a pocket. That's what i see every time i see it, and while we were catching up one of the girls, how would you like to it's? Okay, it's okay, just my companion, just idled on site feels bad. Oh huh, okay, okay, like everything else bigger, bigger, ventilator rubius, is actually la batela de los palos. I don't know guys dude dude did he could have written anything here, even bad words.

I would not be able to tell it was bad or not. I would have read that that is so unlucky, 20 dostres, please, oh you little rat see i'm a real fighter. They have no idea. What's coming, what do you do if you are in your mid 30s ugly, no friends, unfunny and never dated what kind of woman could possibly want me? Listen man! Isn't it there's a quote that says um that uh every every trash finds it? When i see a girl's track, i just go: boober works like a charm.
Every trash finds its trash can um type um. Somebody is quite equally as unfunny and as whatever and probably matches you or or think of it like a plug right. They have it like a plug to a girl. If you buy hey, i'm sorry, but i couldn't help but notice your swag and nice shoe the cubs were called and now i'm arguing with them about whether i'm detained and they say my approach was a crime.

This all right, this guy, is a this guy. This guy, i mean you need to you need to get yourself some, i'm gon na. Do that? Okay, so i did this at this on purpose, i'm not getting anything! I lost on purpose to show you guys there's another advice on my a new series. Uh, the guru of love to do to get girls is tell him this right there.

If you, if you wan na, get some, don't do what you just saw the guy in front, that was won the game. If you act like this you'll, never get, you will never get if you act the way this guy, just if you, if you're playing game enough, do you know where you're going to know yes about this you're getting lumped just on the first date? Is insecurity, 100 red flags in the first date in security, at any time or or or or not being able to let go of the past? These are big red flags, big being insecure, being whatever the not not being confident and and easy going dog yo. What is this chat? Man? Not existing sink red flag - oh my god, you're! So insane this game dude! Oh my good relationship girl. Can you please find me a girlfriend? I am down bad and in need, if you guys weren't all fat, low, self-esteem, discord.

Mods. Maybe you guys could get some. What about you get chad's the 20k plus discord, server owners, slash entrepreneurs or multi worldwide worldwide and entrepreneurs entertainers like me greater than humans, no way people asking this negative risk. Having asked gremlin about how to pull this is the same guy that asked a how the taxes were where she lived.

Oh, please, i was just trying to get a girlfriend. I already had one at the time, but don't she's the the there is hanging out. I i can probably pull off your your mother, but she just wants to be there with your mother. Sometimes there's some juicers.

They have moms. Oh my god. Oh my god awesome. You remember that right.

Oh my god that lady. She is uh this girl for a month best place to meet a woman. Okay. That again, that's that's one of the that is one of my one of my worst fields is initial meeting, usually, most of the time you could go to place and go outside, but i mean fell in love with it.
It's all about frequency. How often you're going to see the same girl because of the pandemic you go outside? Are you going to see that girl again two years later? Not really yet you really have to kind of go all in on the first interaction which usually you're not going to you go to like the bar or whatever right, you're you're, not going to see them again. You have to go all in, but if you see them more often like at your school or your job or something that coincides have to train and get ready to go all in and sneeze and see somebody you like it, hey, mr cow, it might be as Bad as as running up and just saying hello as if i lost, i can't notice it, but you you look so pretty, and i like to have your number please things that make me try if it just didn't, say no, it's a little uncomfortable but, like i Said, if you don't want to get something from your job or something that's something. That's like reliable, you're, going to see them again like consistently.

You have to go all in also, it's opening up the compliments which isn't really bad either like girls love, compliments as long as you're, not a waiter, you just not you don't spam, coming like a weirdo right, a nice compliment. Why make your day anyway? Even if she says no, unless you're creepy, as you're gon na make their day, or maybe they a little bit better, it could make you do they completely way better. If you come out, if you come out as if you come off as like clunky and it's kind of like failing, they maybe don't think it's kind of cute. It can work right.

But if it's too clunky it's so weird, it's like a sweet spot sweet spot and that that fact, that gap of clunkiness is expanded the more attractive you are you're allowed a bigger cushion of clunkiness. If you're, hot okay, that's how it works, that's how it works! Man so don't be like it. I'm gon na give her a couple minutes. Yo nice tits.

Let's see that's just that's like what the my brother, that's! No! No! Okay! So don't do like that. Like that see, that's not that doesn't count as a government. It would be a compliment objectively, uh, it's subjective. That is that's weird, bro, guys guys guys what guys! What is this? What is that? Okay, brother, unless you're really attractive, you know what i didn't pull up and don't get them the door for me.

I don't think that it's possible, in my opinion, to go out and run after a gun, you've seen in real life that you think it looks cute to go. Astra uh ask her out or her number it did. It seemed to be clunky. It's not it's not going to be like fluid like a pronounce yeah man can't help but notice you there man so like no stop it.

It's gon na be kind of weird it's gon na weird, not weird in like a bad way. It's gon na! It's not it's not gon na be perfect, so you go like i don't know you could say um. No sorry, i'm i'm getting it. I get the advice.
Yeah shut up, i'm not gon na. Do it on the fly. You say you say i could say. Hey sorry, you know i thought um yeah.

I thought you looked really pretty from all the way out there and um. You know, i'm probably never getting a chance to see you again. So i thought i'd ask you for a number if you're interested? No! Oh, that's! Okay, yeah and then department, yeah, okay, bye, okay, okay, okay, okay, boom, hey, sorry and listen, listen! Uh! You say: hey yeah, sorry um! I just thought you looked really pretty from all the way over there and um, as i will they'll ever see you again. So i thought and asked if you could have your number if you have a boyfriend, if that's okay, please please, i'm joking, because i have the police right there, just for just for entertainment value, but don't say don't play! Please! Please weird! You.


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18 thoughts on “Xqc teaches chat how to pick up girls”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars KamitoRings says:

    yes take advice from a twitch streamer who has a gamer girlfriend lmao. guys come one its satire, how do you take PvC so seriously.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Batman-Man says:

    How to get a girlfriend…

    Step 1: Stop watching xqc
    Step 2: First you need to complete step 1

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars saintsinott says:

    why do i have i feeling our juicer is going to get clapped?

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dhigun says:

    red flag was is talking about taxes OMEGALUL

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars DiluteOxygen says:

    NEW OUTRO POGU

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Twistor says:

    This is the same guy that asked 2 beautiful women

    "D-Do you guys gets cold when it's freezing?"

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Aleph Null says:

    new outro pogu

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Acceptable Person says:

    They didn’t add the part where he finds out what he was trying to say was that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure not every garbage finds it’s trash can lol

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars rory says:

    INCEL is chats favourite word

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ryan Jay I. Villorente says:

    its more like Xqc teaches chat how to speedrun to jail

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ajm says:

    xqc give a advice

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars r r says:

    Thank you xqcl now in going to say, “can you be my trash can?”

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars PepegaPlays says:

    Every rejection will make u simultaniously more depressed but more comfortable asking someone again in the future

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mita Skeledžija says:

    X has a cool skin in fall guys i want it

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mita Skeledžija says:

    If parallel universe Xqc fights Xqc from this realm the world is probably gonn bust

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mita Skeledžija says:

    Op ninia defuse

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mita Skeledžija says:

    Imagine the fake one beats him that makes him the real one lmao 💀 X with his toothpick build 😂

  18. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars A.O. Skurtt says:

    Please

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