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What the is that dude? Okay, this game is a disaster dude, i'm not about developers optimized. Let's add the current stretches. That was a long day at work. It's all worth it for my family.

My wife needs me to work hard. You want to see them. Let me go inside. There's my boy tyrone jr.

What's up little man, daddy, miss you, i should call the door so you cannot escape it wants to get run over in my dog. What the is this game? Felix hello, everybody know how much i love watching will give permission to come in here. Nobody, that's who i have punishment, they don't get to watch they leave now, but i want to hey yo. We got some problems.

If you don't leave right now. Sorry i live now have fun hold up before you leave it. Give me your money, how much all of it sure don't hurt me. That's right! Andrew is scary.

I'm glad i'm on his good side. Most of the time are you at lunch outside must be the bus. That means the sean is home from school. The sean, oh jesus, christ, is this.

The average juicer simulator welcome home desean. Today was your last day of school. I was there, you have a certification school play fortnite and be a rapper holy. Finally, a destiny, i'm not a rapper yeah you're, not my daddy bro shut, the out of the way michelle is pushed aside and goes to the house he's a good boy.

One day he'll open up to me, i'm sure of it at the show, my goodness, maybe he had a bed at school. What it's my house can i not just get in when i should leave it? Did i live here? What the? Why am i knocking? Oh wrong house, hey for me: i forgot to do it before i sit down first, what look at the shiny of your son nice bit, what the is going on in miami yo dismiss the call of duty vanguard holy by far the weirdest twitter notification. I have seen is xqc is now playing cuckold simulator omega loud finally, have some free time for myself, but talent should keep my wife busy for some time. There was not always what should i do.

I know i'll go really enjoy my funky pop collection. It's upstairs so, oh, my god, this is my favorite game, always get rock hard playing this game cause. It reminds me of my real life. How i dust my wife move me.

How well that's? Okay, because i know she gets plenty of woo from terrell you're hot af, let's tyron you're done guys. I can see. Yes, i can see him timing, a chat because you're hot and i'm running shattered right go to your own hit down here. Man, i'm not i'm not allowed to watch stuff like this in my helmet not happening.

That's weird! What the is that look at all my funky pops, i imagine they have a cheap other patronizing homages to the popular culture franchises that we all love so much fun. Girls are great, i love you so much, i'm just happy and why's my life. Let me buy a new one. Sorry, american dream, not that i think it's time to browse my favorite websites and that's us, but over there how convenient so do hello less than three! This opi hits too close to home.
For me, weird champ is this the new 5m texture pack, hello chat it's time for the monthly try heart check. Are you ready? Try hard, try, hard, try, hard, try, hard, try, hard, try, hard, try, hard, try, hard, try, hard! Try hard try hard, try, hard, try hard. Ah, whatever i guess my sub anniversary, and i see you playing this peak xqc canvasses them areas. I don't need to get chicken mirrors either.

No, so forty-nine pack chocolates get the out of me jesus. I i can't guess i can't i can't stop working all right. Let me leave this temperature flies. I love it.

It's only that time, whoa taiwan and wife will surely be visiting for a long time i'll get in trouble. If i get caught listening, i should leave the house and presentation anybody could go into the car i'll go to nightclub where they open up my cars, of course, in the driveway, where i just parked it this. Is it the brand new nightclub they just opened up? I decided when my wife suggested we open up our relationship, it's been two years and i've yet to go with another woman. At least i get to watch the bowl.

Sometimes i'm feeling good. With this place, i will find a cute kill tonight. That's for sure. Maybe i could even convince my wife to let me share her with tyrone.

Don't need to play the game, get it well cheap because remembers. Only are you remember, because i am a vip. In fact, a foreign i'm married other men want my wife too. It's the status thing.

What do you say? Man? Okay, i only got the money get lost freak. Oh, how am i gon na make money? Then this is florida man, simulator, pac-man, still locked? How long is it gon na be in there man? What was that? Okay? Dude i'll make some money, so we go to ship, glover, hey, yo, yo. Look at my dad's moves, the sean! No that's on my car. If they get the work, please stop my daddy! I wasn't you don't let me get your mother desean.

I chill get down after this hi could have worked now. Other things do here anyway, boy, it's time to dance, maybe i'll make it as a rapper. After all, imagine me for the famous entertainer all the time i'm going to be late. I need to get to the office global corp headquarters, california.

So, let's see it's a worker pod 864c. That's a wagey, cockhold you're, a thousand seconds late! Sorry boss! I don't care if your mother died unless you're for tardiness like global corp. I don't pay to be late. Yes, sir, i'm not good enough strength is tired.

I'm gon na change the words in it, wait for a lot of productivity and enjoy it. Remember you guys? Okay, what do you say? Thank you, sir, for the opportunity to circle work as practically as possible. Good now get to work, okay, relax man, no more daily! I need to get to work. My golly i work hard for boss corner time to work.

That's it 90. Bucks dude, i can't go. I can't go to the strip club either. Okay, at least.
Can i get that? Okay? Do i get the watch jesus christ? Ah the sean's going on. I am my wife. Wait. My funky pops are gone, the sean were they you're.

A grown-ass match play with more toys than me anyway. Huh, not toys. I think, and then i'm back right now, all right, i'm gon na use chill bruh. It was the tick tock challenge.

Okay, a few other couple things i forgot before gore on andy when you put them nah look around man, i don't know. What do i got ta go downstairs. I can't believe it my funky pop's gone. This is worth in my life.

Can we mount someone to this to me there's only one cause of action looks at this guy, your pops i'll, bring it home and find you wall, as i promise i'll travel to all the corners around what it takes. Hang in there guys that he's coming home. He helps me find the world. I look at it and um in bounds and out of bounds.

Let me hit him at the park a little bit dude. Can i not watch exhaust hello jesus christ? How is he still watching amaranth dude? Please listen! We're going to talk about this we need to talk about. This is not right. What yeah about the twitches you're watching? Can we please move on son, i'm concerned that the twitch streams you are watching are uh inappropriate, forever age, damn straight back, she got well.

No. I know that there's anything wrong with being gay in a current year. I just said by the way: bro she finna do. Oh god, somebody's got ta put the foot in the ground, pal, wasn't it, and that was enough.

I'm i'm canceling spectrum or no wonder for this kid. This kid did i'm over this already and what what is he doing here? Dude? No! No, where is it? Did it get the back jesus? This is gon na, be slightly under control already. Okay, let me at least find a one funky pop uh. What am i saying? Let's go to the strip columbus first, we got ta, go work at global corp, make a little bit of pocket change just enough money, and maybe we get the wife jealous.

Somehow this is the grind set. This is how we break out his space joke's on her. I'm gon na work hard, so i can cheat. Is this soylent dude this game? He did he's drinking soylent time.

Hey! Lady! Sorry, hey! Hey! Now that i'm rich, i'm balding boys. We work hard. We play hard 190 bucks. You know where i'm going.

Lady want to lock her and go with the with whatever she got. What was it? The bowl i'm gon na go hang out with the chicks, slow down the chief, you remember nah, but i can afford it. No you're lying man. You look like whenever you give up man fifty my membership out there, i don't bring you the insults, i'm married, you know other men and what my wife is the saddest thing, yeah man out of the way yep you're in attend the party at the women.

Ladies present, yourselves, oh wait a minute she's alone ichika! Oh my god, are you real of anime girl, ew, you're, boring, ugly and bro? Don't do it unless you got drugs and lots of money at least a thousand bucks loser wait! Really we have a gentleman. I need to join the money. Perhaps someone here i know, can find drugs. Oh come on netflix, going to the beach traveling in brunches, shut up, i'm chad.
What do you want? Drugs trucks go to chinatown at night. Look at my cousin. He sells drugs. The best wow that was straightforward thanks check it out something thanks man who could they hurt, but i mean it's just gon na work him in a oh, my lady.

I thought you'd get down up there. Look at this guy. Look at that chin, though this this game is they're really pushing all the this is not right, dude, this guy, what i think of drugs and work more. Oh, please there's gon na be at least one woman, just one that will accept me from who i really am my funky pop.

Oh bring it back pal, get them straight. Oh my my funky pop this is went straight to the terrain, mr chong, at all gone. Oh wait: what's down here a secret, perhaps global bank atm hey, wait: what happened? Okay, we can open an account and we get. We can get a loan think about this.

We go to work. We open up an account. We create a loan, we buy drugs and then we get the girl guys truly understand what what my kid is doing. I have to uh guys.

Listen, it's it's not for science, it's for better parenting! Okay! I just listen. It's just to really understand. Why he's doing it so we can understand the sean better xqcl he's in chat somewhere i'll find him worst of times. Now, i'm in some of the best love you felix less than three republican simulator.

I guess you can say that, but i don't think at wendy's. The boss tells you to start showing your bra okay, that's it! That's it the sean. What the is he there? You are double check. That's the one! That's it! That's it we're going to the camp.

What listen? Oh same! Dialogue, same dialogue, he's gon na give me! Oh, that is soy. Is it nothing but soya's house? Oh, come on guys. How do i get the funky papa the upper floor window chat? Maybe we could sell the funky pups whatever chat we go, we go to work. Think about this.

We go to work open up the accounts. Then we go to chinatown at night. That's when we started bawling it dude, look at all the way. Geez man he's not working.

What is that? What was that? That is weird? Let's go to the bottom that i i'm done. The boss way g do not enter okay, not enter the sign, says no, but anyways. Of course it's locked ah going to work whatever. Oh no did that work time to work chop chop so now now we're going chinatown go boys, okay, everybody slow down.

I know what i'm doing wait. What the i have! I have dollars and yens i've been here before it's with a big album. I don't get lost, i should i should remember where the gate is. Is i'll, never will to leave hey hawaii ling, ling come here, hello, talk to ling, ling, look here! No things work here for business or pleasure, both man very good to the business shut down.
Only chinese is for that yen, no american dollar huh. What is that? We don't want american funny money, they keep print more and more soon be zimbabwe dollar very valuable. I see it makes sense. How do i get ones yeah exactly right here? I exchange your money for your exchange rates.

I also offer travel advice like a tour guide um. Why are you just on a street like this? It doesn't seem very legitimate. Don't worry! That was fine. So what do you need? What this kind of sucks? You know what you say: how many like? Would you speak? Sorry, i shouldn't say that enough.

Forget this. Your exchange right now reduced one for three, only two point: seven because they insult me come on dude. Let's, let's step back, take a step back here here we go come again. Look at this.

Give me the lay of that land. China town is all you want many businesses to kill everybody. Okay, there's hotel food video game store bar sex shop what'd, you say video game store and sex shop. Yes, for, like you guys, because i'm going to refrain from saying some of the words you're saying just by precautions, because this game has been pretty wild already.

What does that mean? You figure out, use your brain nails, no, i'm good for now. Thank you we'll be good for today. Maybe my funky pop is here. Oh, we could probably break out of bounds with this right.

Whatever okay, this is age. Drugs, yes still in development, come back another time really dev dlc, already sex shop on the development tip. How could you that's the game's, only content, man at least give us a replica of some of the stuff. You showed us earlier man, neurotox energy nectar of the anti-christ, this one's pretty good.

I've been pretty poorly lately, and i know why eating brown sleep only five bucks. Okay, i mean we could just drink it. To be honest, it wouldn't allow to study on the market if it wasn't safe right exactly. It hasn't left this this head in ten years, while the fedora okay, hey, are you the guy christopher? It's just another place, hey man, you know, okay, no! So my girlfriend katie she's on vacation and she's not entering her phone she's, posing all these photos of herself with these hot brazilian men on the media, that's terrible awful! You just show them the world before showing them to you.

This should be yours to enjoy. First, what you enjoy that sort of thing you bet right now and then the man is nine inches deep into my wife, and my only regret is that i'll never watch it. Life is great, not sure i get it man, but you seem really confident with that. You're saying i like the confidence you seem happy.

I wish i was happy. Maybe this was like destiny meeting for you to help me through the roth ira. I'm not sure about that. So man, i'm not the brag, i'm actually quite popular online.
I have a lot of followers to show me your ways. I could use performers for the truth, give me a minute, but you can meet you at night whenever you want. I didn't pay you if my therapist sucks normally children, 60 percent i'll, just shift that sure man, you guys, will manage your money. Great everybody i'll be at the bar nearby here.

So the best soy beverages, nitrate, stranger, there's all these problems you go. The game starts. Invest in the game start immediately. I just don't it's dead, this place, sucks balls, hey, do you see? Do you still need to switch huh, no only sell when then they'll, snitch you're blind? What is the nano snitch snatch new gaming console of china, very popular mini games better than the console believe it look at the wall that you see? Yes, you buy.

What's the time names? Oh look at wall, they have really good games. You can play them. Anime. Girls on the side, people like this game popular you kill them.

Haha souls is popular, very hard. No refund you buy it. You waste time, make it perchas guys. We could only buy one.

Oh wonderful, we came by the console, though sorry man, i can't no - can afford him we're kind of broke chad. We have to work a little bit chat. We need to as you guys we need to go, grind set mode and we need to. We need to hit um global corp, guys we're going to hate on global cars.

Much we want to. We can try to fight the system, but the the reality is without global corp we're not going anywhere. No drugs um, no, no nintendo, snitch, no woman, nothing before we can even attempt to taste these things. We have to get to work so chop chop! Oh okay, sorry about this, but where's the bar though oh indian, restaurant yoshi.

What do you want? Only pick out order, some food huh, no menu chess, special, twenty five one buy sure uh there you go chef special. Thank you, man, um wow, that that that is a tale. No we're, not we're not going to eat that! No! Thank you. Oh please, jesus christ.

Okay, that's that's kind of far out more npcs dude. Have some emotion, give us a smile or frown. Dude man select mischief jesus christ back chest, hey mr chung. What do you want? Um? You look familiar.

You look like the guy who works at the other place. I've seen you before any siblings, no only child, okay, okay. What are you doing here for one play? Only hey man if you're a session yep. Let's begin, you got 60 bucks to tell this guy some bunch of why not cool hey, but then there uh to your friends the soy beverages from my new friend.

I have you know, mr chung. Here you go two beverages, chocolate, flavored, soy beverage. You have a good taste, it's bruh, trying to keep it together. I really am, but it's so hard, i'm sitting here something like an idiot and she's getting by brazilian chads.

Let me stop you right there. You love this woman, yes a little, but do you want her to be happy? Yes to feel good? Of course, why does her pleasure body so much? Well, uh! You are the problem, not her. You think that actually limit her pleasure. You do not care about her.
You are selfish, no, no, that's not true, but it is. I your rights free yourself of this challenge security, allow your woman to experience all the pleasure of the world. It's your duty. What is this feeling? Clarity embrace it repeat after me, my god's pleasure is my own pleasure.

My against pleasure is my pleasure. I'm happy that she's happy. I'm happy that she's happy. I am happy that she's enjoying being being brazilian chads, hey you slurs, right now, no screaming why you act stupid like drunk.

Sorry. Sorry now leave come back when act normal. Okay. Last part, i said about the brazilian man.

I didn't really mean it. I just kind of got carried away. I was vibing with the rest of your thought, though. The journey of a thousand miles i mean, what's the first step, you're, making the great progress thanks man, i had better 60 bucks, hey i'll, take it.

Oh, the ac is fixed. I think i think i think they fixed dc. It's been two weeks i didn't have ac have been boiling. I don't identify as a female.

I can't go in there unless. Thank you, easy, okay, chad. I think we go home really fast and we come back with more money and hopefully we'll get the watch tonight. Just a little just a little glimpse come on now, just a little glimpse.

Man, we've been waiting for so long, just a little peek yeah. Just a little crummy cranberry, my my man is starving out here dude. How are the it's been five days around here, dude? What's going on in here, man they're, making this crazy, elaborate jigsaw, puzzle man, but i don't get to be part of it. This is this.

Is sucky? Maybe when i'm rich she'll talk to you are the best streamer on twitch. What's the sean doing? No, no, maybe you remember to put them no man, okay, good job by hiding them all right. Man, time for you to leave, go, find your toys they're. Not toys, they're funky pops get out the stream deshaun yeah man, hey, listen to your mom, listen to mother turn up the stream man.

I saw that she's intending to communicate with the guy. I never guys. I think our character is going to snap him. I think that he's unhappy with his life, i think, he's going to snap.

This is not the lifestyle for cuckold here. How long can he truly go on years months weeks days, hours minutes, i i i think our our man here is on the brim dude. How do you even get up there, because i have to have it? How does that work? I love working hard for my boss and fulfilling my position at global corp. The change's boss said he was going to make it.

My original should be completed by now. How exciting more work? What is this my words in it, where all my personal effects go? There's another attach that's what it says: wage case 9000, employee instructions, congratulations, employee! On the version of your new wage k9000, which is equipped with top-of-the-line hardware, to ensure your favorable productivity, including not only two new monitors but also a new chair employer, reminds me that these are not for your comfort or commands to slowly increase productivity and take care. Not to act in such a way, it's which is just otherwise after you see yourself at your desk. Please press the newly installed lockdown and begin clocking procedures, the beginner at work until the mechanism is fully engaged and the magnus engages in for eight hours.
Shipping is complete. Finally, employer has left the following note: family photo poster and some sort of cheap plastic figurine. These were found to have caused the frequently visual, the diversion to reduce inflation at two percent, so refrigerators all flavors they found have caused frequent bowel movements that i'll fight to consider there's employee productivity. What please can't remind me that there's no bathroom inside the wage cage should the device need to be cleaned above fluids? Cleaning costs for the transition fee will be deducted from employee with employee briefing on the cage.

Don't worry about lost breakthrough while reading once again the thunders inside until it's closed wow. This is incredible. I had known my personal knickknacks and sewages were causing me to have be a worse employee and now, with the wage, cage i'll completely focus on my work. No, i i got ta talk with.

I got ta go thank the boss. I wanted to go. Thank him for this goodbye guys, goodbye time to work. Another hard network, blizzard entertainment, is what it is funky papa.

It was all worth it. It was all worth it bring back your home all my problems. My servers are behind me. Now we have the funky pop.

How do i get the red funky pop, though um chad, let's not chat, going to sleep? There would be some better mover we're going to the club, but no we're not we're going to chat on them. I feel, like your boss, put you in that cage, so he can go the wife while you're at work. Do you like the bar? No, i think it's like the guy says we can't leave our homie hanging. He needs another speech.

He has easy he's on a dark path. We got ta save him, he needs me, i can't he can't go on without us. Let's get it huh significant christopher, a reddit moderator in his natural habitat courtshipping for his anime, queen, projecting thinking that something will increase the chances of mating with her. She moves on looking for a stronger mate christopher.

This is not right, got ta, be here somewhere right, hey x, don't forget that if you get the option to watch tyrone and your lovely wife do the deed. Tyrone is going to take all your money again so be aware and stay safe out there. Mr cow guys we have enough from for for monies. Oh, i guess we can buy the console, but we can't buy the games, though, isn't it worth it to buy an entire console with no games on it? Yes, it is.
I mean i bought a ps5. After all, dude, it is worth it. I don't know. I would look to my life in real life.

That's kind of weird i'm immersed this game is actually immersive. Okay, listen man! Don't don't tell me the place. Went up. Hey, hey! Give me yes give me your money here, you go the window.

Snitch remember, any games you must buy for me is paperweight without gaming playing in the room at home. Wait. Are you saying that guys we have to spend one more day at the grinder one more day in the machine and we can afford it as it's just one more day? Okay, when we're close to our dreams, it's always a it's a a couple days away of work and then we'll get there. Oh, unless, unless hey lady, hey shayla honey, you look lost.

Tell me: what's: cooking um pay for some drugs, i'm in the wrong place. All within there oh sweet child. I know what you think, but don't worry you're at the right place, iceland drugs better than any man, don't make the maid of what you wear. Sorry you're right.

I should have made such a brass assumption. Not then, what come on my gate today uh buy drugs, one drug, please, here's what i got list of addressing reveals available: joint for sale, powerful expression, i'll come back tomorrow with more money uh. It's time, i'm gon na tell the boss. I've had enough of this.

Give me a raise while i quit i'm not just kidding. I hope i get a a paid downgrader like i'm going to be a vendor employee. Oh mailbox, we got mail, oh wicked, your players, it makes you aware the mailbox is a good mechanic. I don't have anything energy to tell you join us, nope yeah, when you, when you um, when you do certain things, you have to choose your grounds, see if you choose to be edgy and make funny jokes and be kind of on the edge a little bit Right, you can't make fun of a guy going on a minute and then as well to join discord.

Come on now, hey come on man! Listen! This is kind of weird man, time to work united, five bucks, all right! It's a complex joke! Please one glimpse dude. How many knights is he gon na bang? My wife did at least get a glimpse that does not exist. I mean okay, i know the alternative kodak black filling it up. His old mom are trying to kiss her in the mouth, though.

Hey hey interesting, how much was acid? Ah, my wife's, ah, no games guys, there's no shot he's still. Oh, it's just come into the cage already just cage me. I don't care anymore, no, i'm going back at it! No, why is going to bed where'd? They go. Do drugs huh, what's all that noise outside taro? This is the police.

We have the building surrounded come out with your hands up. This game reminds me of mine. Oh my science. I've got ta, do something they're still here.
Freeze ends in here now i i don't have an animation for that. What please where's tyrone spit it out, guys guys we have to play the role okay, because it's cuck simulator, i don't know where i don't know who that is, i don't know tyrone. I swear. Sorry was the crime you bring him down unless you're gon na arrest, you as well not surrounded, don't think stupid.

Nah man nah. I didn't go back to prison. I'm in that man where's my blicky i'mma roast these pigs tyrone. No there's too many, then they'll kill you.

Cuckold fine is blicky. Now: okay, blue tyron's, blinky, three and a half years. I can't believe it it's so nice how his blicky felix less than three here's, your pistol tyrone! Please reconsider! This is dangerous. Nah man, my blinky, about to do a little sum.

Yo alexa drop me a beat. Oh, the cops man, the cup of dogs, this sniper on the roof. What hey i'm glitching? I was stuck in a tree federal agent. No, no! No! This won't do at all.

You got totally off script, but it's fine, we'll make mistakes i'll. Forgive you make a better decision this time i hate having to work. Okay, it's retconned. We have to forget the storyline can't find the gun man.

I did find his gun, but it's too dangerous i'll have to lie to him. Tyrone, i'm sorry! I looked everywhere. I can't find the pistol man. I can't fight without my blinky, it's okay.

We can fix this. I gave you over 9000 last week just to give it back and i can use it to build you out of jail. Nah man you're gone gone. I spent how i spent 19 a week thrown man.

It's okay, i'll work, extra shift to raise the money to bail you out. Let me get me. I could get a reverse mortgage on the house. I got no blicky.

I've got no surrender it's over. Yes, that's right! Remember, hands up nothing, moves! You'll, be fine! All right all right, we can bail him out on the bomb. This is so messed up. We have an idea, it's too late.

Isn't it last the interfere with taking him away? No wait! I don't have a tribute. Take me inside of him can't leave that kid. This is an eight mile, this town - i can't just i don't know what your deal man, you need to get your wife together. This isn't healthy.

Well, i see him again. The frozen man comes to the decision during his decision hours or god forbid, bail him out. If you've got the money, but seriously man get your together all right boys, we got our man and we're heading out. Such a great injustice is happening.

Why can't anybody go right for me i'll bring my tears. Don't worry, i'm crying for you i'll, earn that bell money whatever it takes i'll fix this raven justice? Okay, that's fair enough! That's the terrible thing! I'm thinking about tyrone, it's just terrible! They don't come! You should pay my visit after work. Of course, i'm sure he misses me too huh what is gone. It must be taking time on the rest really hard.
I think we got ta rest, they should be for months. This is not good. Do what's happening guys. Where is she crouch can't roll either? Only in fps mode, all right, it's the wife, she's gone.

It's over police station only go that night, sublet the room, a good smart guy in chat. I have to go to the bus and ask for a loan. I need an events. Oh, we need to open the loan accounts, it's locked guys.

We can either buy drugs or buy the video game or we can buy both dude he's got to stop playing it. He's gon na have to stop at one point we're gon na wake up. I listen. I hope one day i come down here and, and i turn on tv on you're, watching a good streamer, please watch x, you see a soda pop, then something like that summit.

What's a good streamer, please, this is embarrassing! It's embarrassing! Okay! We need a little bit of yen there's a little bit, not too much 100 bucks worth okay. Now, let's go ahead and um do the deed. Let's go to the alleyway and buy some drugs we're just gon na have to one drug. Please what are these prices? This isn't right, chat it.

Let's go hardcore. What are little postage stamps? Oh honey! That's acid! Like hydrochloric honey! Are you sure you need to buy? You need to be buying this? Yes, whatever put it on your tongue for a good time, so i have the gun. Still, okay, give me give me the games, anime girl, genocide and souls. Finally, finally, a good variety game.

This guy, it's been months since we've had a crumb of a good game. Please fix this. Two good games, both game of the year contenders, we'll see we'll see when we go. What am i sure right now, this game woman? I said two in the year contenders: this is the game of the year.

Isn't that obvious? Let me look at this thing. Look look when i get on b, look at this as a cyberpunk inventory system, better than dated themselves minus the boring, storyline the glitches and the trash ending. What can you ask for more? This is the whole package. What are we here to buy? Anyway? We got drugs and we got the thing let's get out of here.

Oh the bar, it's okay! Oh maybe i got the board they're wrong. Anything inside like to be honest: where is your skin getting put into this game about cuts? Shut up? Okay, chad? Let's go! Let's go teach the sean. What a real gamer is. Let's start with um souls souls new game, full-on ruins.

Now the rules were too expensive guys. The combat role is a way to explain the muscle, there's a glitch with the game. Uh dev um. Well, if you run once and you stop, if you roll look energy energy, doesn't really it doesn't go up.

It only goes down. That's a glitch pal! Oh! What is that? Okay, i'm dad's over flask? Oh! No! Thank you! No! No. I felt the stage. That's wicked that is not hp.

This is it boys. This is it the night runner world first no hit run, never seen before no hit. All right. Ladies over here meet the master of games.
Lady, it's over last try last ride. Then i quits the sun's. Bothering me this is not fair, i'm! I was looking animation it's over it's over lady, it's over guys. Unless the clutch, the clutch guard, the clutch, the clutch god look, looks good um last ride: okay, you're, not gon na me, lady! This is my destiny.

I was living this, don't you dare this the final moment, lady? This? Isn't this isn't fair you're cheated, just like my wife cheated on me. This is not fair. Come on pace, two, how this is right, the oh i roll into a roll. I wore! Don't you, why am i so bad? It's over.

I've learned your tricks. It's over i've learned the beginnings of the boss, goodbye i leave for five minutes to get a drink. I come back and you are doing an anime boss fight what the is happening. No more trickery, no more, no more tricks, but the game has some weird um magnetism with the mouse.

It's kind of odd died um. This is hardcore. This cannot be this. Can this cannot be no white? It's so damn hard.

Okay! Last actually guys. My family needs me: man, tyrone is in jail, perfect, okay! No, you don't! No! You do not! No! Thank you. This is more the reckoning, big big dodger. Okay, i'm only gon na roll right side and only right head rolls.

Then this shot, it doesn't work yeah. I was on your strap, but that doesn't work. I will show something new, but hey it's not gon na work. No, i think we lose now.

Let's see, i'm not gon na lose hope here. So let's go. Let's go push push push what a great hit big! This is bacon. This is big phase three now she's getting that she's gon na go mad mode.

I can't take it anymore, just just just i'm going to go. You know what you know what you know, what i'm just going to do it. I don't care, i'm just going to do it. I can't i can't even you i i can't even do drugs.

I can't even i can't even drink it at work. It won't. Let me let me go to the game. No, not this one fart of twitch.

I guess saj, it's like japan. Let's enable scientists to create real anime goals. American society used for both business and pleasure. However, recently some anime girls have begun exhibiting some strange behavior decide to kill.

My name is forrest shawn. Ordinary. Welcome to your first mission recruit. Our intel indicates that there are several anime girls hiding out in this building.

Your mission is to kill all the anime girls and return to the extraction. Point good luck out there soldier. Why is the gun so floppy? Where are they? Where are you hiding? Where are the girls at dude? We're never gon na get them dead? Seven left come on six left, it's locked got to be somewhere normal survivor. I lost 40 hp five.

Where are you hiding, please we're out of time? What are you doing in there? Weirdo, none in the gym, only four remain wait. This is not right, you're, hiding somewhere guys where the shoot is at we're. Gon na fail, oh my god, they're hiding, oh my. They are hiding under the stairs, probably you're right i'll.
Go back into the stairs! Oh now, it's over! Isn't it! Where were you earlier, ladies? Where were you earlier, they're moving they're being sneaky? This is weird xqcl good job soldier looks like you killed them all, get back to the extraction. All the anime girls have been annihilated good job soldier 26 months. Pegman love the streams. Man hope you are doing well, xqcl, oh told red cold ready kill them.

I hear you did all on your first mission, but that doesn't mean you're done. Intel says the old industrial district is swarming with anime girls same mission as last time, but be careful, there's a lot of heavy machinery around. We have no idea what they could be up to clear out the district and return to the extraction point. Don't leave any behind.

There could be big problems if they learn how to use the machinery. Good luck! How to use the machinery they're gon na go nuclear stop right. There eliminated double tap manager, she's really dead. Several more tangos help me it's over.

There's too many of them, we don't have enough time for this 30 months chat smile, throw on the high ground somewhere i mean the cuties will win. I think they will win communities when, oh, i don't feel like i'm ready for this all right. Let's just give it a try, then no gg i mean this is legitimately impossible. I mean, i only found one dude: where are they i give up? Let's put one in here: both games are impossible.

Go up that makes two oh no shut up and hire like this. I'm almost just died. I almost decided. How do you give up i want to.

I want to give you the main quest. This is. This is kind of a bug mission. It's whatever this is my design part of the real quests move idiots.

Oh wait! Thank you for two years of enjoyment. Xqc wait! I love your stream, we're making a lot progressive boys less than three xqclxqclxqclxqclxqclxqc come on, come on. Come on come on, i see you one more one. More 24 months, bogo much love, xqcl xiaomi, one more cutie, please.

She can't be that far right on the train. No they're gon na win 50 months in the jungle. Wow. Let's go: let's run okay right, the pd! No just give my money just put me in the cage and give my money.

Please that's! So i'm good for really guys. The girl wants money and drugs enough pac-man shut the up, hey you're, the where's, the tyrona you're, the tyron's girlfriend husband, we're getting it for you. Why are you here should be harassing innocent people should be watching other men nail your wife i wish, but like i'm locked, i you locked him up piggy, i'm my wife she's gone. I have no idea where she is.

I hate you look at what you want. After hours, the door should have been open and we're closed captioning not available aquarius floyd bail, him out. Huh andrew k, i'll see the bell kid. The chords too cause that's my funky collection for reverse.
I'm working in the house would be abnormal for the christmas bill. After it's been set, especially after a rap sheet such as his no, what is happening gives hitler visit him. At least oh. I cannot leave the wage cage, none other than once i clocked in the wage.

What, unlike you, it's called being in decent human being tyrone or boss sounds like you're gon na have a you have to pick kid. I have moral integrity, calm down, see what i can do i'll pay you whatever it takes, not gon na happen. I need to go home, it's a lawful order, because i think this will pay talk to your boss. I'll give you a day off.

Fine, hmm, let's go ask him and i'm sure he'll accept right. If you just ask, sometimes all you got ta do is ask go in what the hey megumi uh this is before. Are you a global corp? He was one of those cattle bosses. I was talking about.

I've never seen one of you in person only on the monitors, cattle boss, cattle, i'm homo sapien, not bovine, totally hey from his assets, she's going to scam him my cattle work hard for boss, i'm boss. I need to request a day off for german family matter. Cuckold, what's the meaning of this nate, my family's at stake? Some things are more important than work, you're, understanding our importance of family right boss, family, my family is global, corp wan na good enough for you, nothing like that. I very good working family.

Just was my real family. That's enough nobody's like global crop, we're i don't think, produce quality products, so sci-fi customers wrong, make money, lots of money the world the world. You understand it! Yes, boss! Now it's gon na be punishment. Punishment.

The yes, but no buts, the only but always go board, is a cute little thing over here is she. The golden age seems a bit young. None of your business, no pay the get back to work boy. This is lame.

This is lame same dialogue, dude whatever man, it's the money, can't it's a compile. I can use it hey x. Two month ago i was really active in chat and made a few friends. But since i went to canada to study, i haven't watched any stream.

I'm just checking in to say, hi and to say love you and chat less than three can't chat, not letting us and we make zero dollars today. Fantastic boys love it thanks lover. I have an anime waifu here waiting for me. My money you're broke, i'm working on it, oh come on so lame dude.

I thought she'd give me a break because i mean i got the drug. I thought i should give me a break at least what is it like? Knowing you will never be a god. Gamer, like quinn 69. i'll, never know we'll never stall for six hours.

The way he does. How do you code? I play this game. Where do we go thanks for 41 months of awesome content keep getting the juice xqcl m. That was part of the story.
I'm back again, i just wanted the door to get lost to the commander in the davidson hours. Remember boston. Give me the office. My only option keep your up uh plenty of time and spend with tyron lock up venezuela discrimination.

Unreal, like i said, i'm not backing down not this time. You say all right shouldn't be encouraging. It's pathetic, but your female viewers love you. Thank you.

The department has suffered a pretty big budget cuts. Listening ambassador mayor keeps slashing our funding but sure isn't cutting back on home security. Detail pay for the public. Remind you, we're strained for money, pretty badly they've had boxing.

You can come visit him at night, okay, whatever dude, i have the money, here's the money piggy. Why are you talking somebody doing a favor wait? What is that? I would open a cell door? Yes, i wish for that pick whose boss this stuff, someone like that in my life, i feel really empowering, maybe i'll just join the local anti-fun jesus christ. I shouldn't get this right right now eyes on the prize. Tell me here.

I come helen, i'm here: five, nine five and six tyrone, hey yo. What comes with the nine five nine 600? That's right! Send it don't blink or you're going to miss it. I blinked tell me so agile section one two: i spent any five dollars to see you you did huh. I thought we're here to bail me out.

You know what your bill is. Nah andrew k, there's a lot of stacks they're really out for me. Now. Here's what it is you can go now what you're cutting for hours.

I don't have to leave yet. Ah man, i'm good. No, no! I got ta focus. What maybe you won't know after 600, think about it.

Any uh, funky bops, what's up just walking up yeah! Oh yeah also it's um it's just working right yeah. Is it called i'm playing simulator? What's up yeah? Why not? What now i'm going down this gym? I think i didn't have so much that was fun. The jokes went out the content we're gon na. You know.

Here's what it is guys we're not gon na stamp the enemy goal. That's not it's not gon na! That's pretty funny!.

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9 thoughts on “xQc Turns Into a Beta Male – CUCKOLD SIMULATOR”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Alex mark says:

    The dev of this game definitely called me a slur at some point in a Cod Lobby.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars SledgeDragon says:

    This game has ascended beyond mortal thinking capability. You literally cannot comprehend what you are seeing.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Saerinu Storm says:

    No cap but like, the house looks like 3rd person Phasmo. It hit me straight up.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Temujin says:

    Chat are a bunch of retards when they were all spamming about yen when ¥ is the symbol for yuan.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Star Platinum says:

    Laowai means Outside Lao so basically outsider. Liumang also means rogue or hooligan or gangstar

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars gabriel kanaan says:

    the cuck looks a lot like someone i used to work with but i feel bad for saying because he was actually a nice guy

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Pain Tendo says:

    Racist black jokes
    Chat: Weirdchamp

    Racist asian jokes
    Chat: BatChest Racist game!!

    Edit: Nvm chat spammed OMEGALUL on that Tyrone joke

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Legendary says:

    Finally, the life simulator for most feminist SJWs nice white knight blue pill beta men defending M’lady’s honor

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Grey says:

    One of the best xqc’s playthroughs surprisingly. This game feels like a cozy fever dream

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